My girlfriends and I are writing all the way from Montana. We think it's bad enough to send Elvis Presley to the army, but if you cut his sideburns off, we will just die. You don't know how we feel about him, I really don't see why you have to send him in the Army at all, but we beg you please please don't give him a G.I. hair cut, oh please please don't! If you do, we will just about die!
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This is a placeholder explanation generated by the low-overhead model. It interprets "My girlfriends and I are writing all the way from Montana. We think it's bad enough to send Elvis Presley to the army, but if you cut his sideburns off, we will just die. You don't know how we feel about him, I really don't see why you have to send him in the Army at all, but we beg you please please don't give him a G.I. hair cut, oh please please don't! If you do, we will just about die!" in the context of "Letter, one of thousands, sent to US Pres. Dwight Eisenhower after Elvis was drafted and signed by then 8th graders Linda Kelly, Sherry Bane and Micky Mattson. Original now at the Smithsonian Museum in Washington DC" to mean that wisdom is timeless.
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