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Billy Crystal Quotes (1948-)
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William Edward "Billy" Crystal (born March 14, 1948) is an American actor, writer, producer, comedian and film director. Often, he voices Mike Wazowski in Monsters, Inc.. He was originally in talks to voice Buzz Lightyear in Toy Story, but the role was turned down by him.
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βI fell in love with the right person, a person I know and who knows me.β
βOprah: Is there a muscle you use for performing?
Billy: Yes β my brain.β
Billy: Yes β my brain.β
βWhen I've gotten criticism, it's that it's too long, too soft, didn't hit the government hard enough. Then when I do hit the government, they go, "What's he doing hitting the government?"β
βI did Bill Cosby's "Noah." Just took the routine from him, word for word, and didn't even think it was stealing. Years later my friends started calling me up saying, "There's this guy, Bill Cosby, who's doing your stuff!"β
βHow do you find what's going to make everybody have this strange reaction in their bodies, this response that's sort of chemical and physical all at onceβthis noise and emotion that changes how you sit? A laugh is a weird sound, and when you get a couple thousand people making it at once, it's really strange. But when I can feel proud of myself for causing it, it's great.β
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Billy Crystal on Baseball (TV series) 2 quotes
βIt was one of the greatest times, watching Mickey, Willie, and the Duke. And you go out to the corner bar, and you would hear the arguments. [Harlem accent] "Willie's the greatest! He can do anything!" [Brooklyn accent] "You're nuts, it's the Duke! The Duke is a classic! You ever see him running with his elbows in like that?" [Bronx accent] "Guys, you are both wrong. It's Mickey and that's it! He's strong, he's blonde, he hits from both sides with power, I think you should really reconsider."β
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Billy Crystal on Sexuality
Billy Crystal on Easter
βTwo thousand years ago Jesus is crucified, three days later he walks out of a cave and they celebrate with chocolate bunnies and marshmallow Peeps and beautifully decorated eggs. I guess these were things Jesus loved as a child.β
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Sophia Loren on Billy Crystal
βYou are a charmer. You are the Jewish Cary Grant.β
About Billy Crystal
William Edward "Billy" Crystal (born March 14, 1948) is an American actor, writer, producer, comedian and film director. Often, he voices Mike Wazowski in Monsters, Inc.. He was originally in talks to voice Buzz Lightyear in Toy Story, but the role was turned down by him.
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