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Woody Allen Quotes (1935-)
Actor, Writer, Musician
About Woody Allen
Woody Allen (born Allen Stewart KΓΆnigsberg on December 1, 1935) is an American film director, writer, actor, comedian and musician.
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βSex alleviates tension. Love causes it.β
βEternal nothingness is O.K. if you're dressed for it.β
βHarry: Tradition is the illusion of permanence.β
βI bought her this handkerchief... and I didn't even know her size.β
β[The universe is] haphazard, morally neutral, and unimaginably violent.β
βTo you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition.β
βDeath is like a colonoscopy, the problem is that life is like the prep day.β
βI can't get with any religion that advertises in Popular Mechanics.β
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Woody Allen on God 5 quotes
βTo you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition.β
Woody Allen on Marriage
Woody Allen on Atheism
βTo you I'm an atheist; to God I'm the loyal opposition.β
Woody Allen on Masturbation
βDon't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love.β
Woody Allen on Ageing
βI recently turned 60. Practically a third of my life is over.β
Woody Allen on Logic
Woody Allen on Thermodynamics
βItβs the Second Law of Thermodynamics: Sooner or later everything turns to shit.β
Woody Allen on Quakers
Woody Allen on Necrophilia
βI'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse.β
Woody Allen on Pornography
βI once stole a pornographic book that was printed in Braille. I used to rub the dirty parts.β
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Woody Allen on Ingmar Bergman 3 quotes
βI was very saddened by the death of Ingmar Bergman. He was a friend and certainly the greatest film artist of my lifetime. β¦ He told me that he was afraid that he would die on a very, very sunny day and I can only hope it was overcast and he got the weather he wantedβ
Woody Allen on Jesus
Woody Allen on Norman Mailer
βThat's a photograph of Norman Mailer. He was a very great writer; he, uh, donated his ego to the Harvard Medical School for study.β
Woody Allen on Groucho Marx
βSome years back, after a childhood of preoccupation with comedy that led me to observing the styles of all the great comedians, I came to the conclusion that Groucho Marx was the best comedian this country ever produced. Now I am more convinced than ever that I was right. I can't think of a comedian who combined a totally original physical conception that was hilarious with a matchless verbal delivery. I believe there is a natural inborn greatness in Groucho that defies close analysis as it does with any genuine artist. He is simply unique in the same way that Picasso or Stravinsky are, and I believe his outrageous unsentimental disregard for order will be equally as funny a thousand years from now. In addition to all this, he makes me laugh.β
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βAt the time that I worked with Woody Allen, I knew nothing of the allegations. At the time, I said it's a very painful and complicated situation for the family, which I hope they have the ability to resolve....If these allegations need to be re-examined which, in my understanding, they've been through court, then I'm a big believer in the justice system and setting legal precedents,....If the case needs to be reopened, I am absolutely, wholeheartedly in support of that.β
Vincent Canby on Woody Allen 2 quotes
βIn this land of unlimited opportunity, a place where, to paraphrase Woody Allen, any man or woman can realize greatness as a patient or as a doctor, we have only one commercial American filmmaker who consistently speaks with his own voice. That is Woody Allen, gag writer, musician, humorist, philosopher, playwright, stand-up comic, film star, film writer and film director.β
Roger Ebert on Woody Allen
Newt Gingrich on Woody Allen
βWoody Allen is currently having non-incest with a non-daughter for whom he is a non-father because they have no concept of families...it's a weird environment out there.β
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βWithout Feathers, a collection of Woody Allenβs early short stories, was a prized possession.β
Chris Rock on Woody Allen
About Woody Allen
Woody Allen (born Allen Stewart KΓΆnigsberg on December 1, 1935) is an American film director, writer, actor, comedian and musician.