Woody Allen on God
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“To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition.”
“If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name in a Swiss bank.”
“How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?”
“The important thing, I think, is not to be bitter... if it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he is evil. I think that the worst thing you could say is that he is, basically, an under-achiever. If God exists, I hope he has a good excuse.”