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Maddox Quotes (1978-)
About Maddox
George Ouzounian (better known as Maddox), born March 27, 1978, is the owner of The Best Page in the Universe, a satirical website.
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“"There's no shame in masturbation, unless you get caught."”
“"Look out pop-culture! Bono has had enough of 'romantic love'."”
“"Passing out while you try to kill yourself is like failing at failing."”
“"No, I'm not a democrat or a republican. I'm just a guy who's tired of the bullshit."”
“"I can't go on, I'm going to go do something less painful like stick my dick in the oven."”
“"It's every man's dream to have a penis so large that he must hire a small boy to carry it."”
“"i hope that earns me some eprops (proper recognition in an electronic form lol) LOL LOL LOL!!!"”
“"It simultaneously warms my heart and wears my delete key when I get emails from twelve-year-olds."”
“"There are very few people who look good in red lipstick, and those people usually juggle for a living."”
“"There are pigs that can manipulate joysticks, yet you morons can't even send me an intelligible email."”
“"I'm impressed that they've been able to take a 2D character with a 1D personality and bloat it into a 3D disaster."”
About Maddox
George Ouzounian (better known as Maddox), born March 27, 1978, is the owner of The Best Page in the Universe, a satirical website.