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"There's no shame in masturbation, unless you get caught."
— Maddox
What It Means
This is a placeholder explanation generated by the low-overhead model. It interprets ""There's no shame in masturbation, unless you get caught."" in the context of "We know you're a cranky bitch, you don't need the bumper sticker." to mean that wisdom is timeless.
Source: Wikiquote: "Maddox" (The Best Page in the Universe: In rough reverse chronological order; newer quotes on top.)
The 'What it means' explanation text was generated by Google Gemini Flash (accessed January 18, 2026). https://gemini.google.com/app
About Maddox
George Ouzounian (better known as Maddox), born March 27, 1978, is the owner of The Best Page in the Universe, a satirical website.
About Maddox
George Ouzounian (better known as Maddox), born March 27, 1978, is the owner of The Best Page in the Universe, a satirical website.
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