George Bernard Shaw Quotes (1856-1950)

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George Bernard Shaw
Love
Love
Jesus
Jesus
Vegetarianism
Vegetarianism
Joan of Arc
Joan of Arc
Censorship
Censorship
Charles Dickens
Charles Dickens
Socialism
Socialism
Albert Einstein
Albert Einstein
Religion
Religion
Oscar Wilde
Oscar Wilde
Apathy
Apathy
Babe Ruth
Babe Ruth

About George Bernard Shaw

George Bernard Shaw (26 July 1856 – 2 November 1950), known at his insistence simply as Bernard Shaw, was an Irish playwright, critic, polemicist and political activist with a range incorporating both contemporary satire and historical allegory. He wrote more than sixty plays, including such works as Man and Superman (1902), Pygmalion (1913) and Saint Joan (1923). Shaw was awarded the Nobel Prize in Literature in 1925.

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β€œI never apologize.”
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β€œYou're not a man, you're a machine.”
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β€œAll progress means war with Society.”
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β€œHappiness and Beauty are by-products.”
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β€œWhy was I born with such contemporaries?”
β€œHe ain't a copper just look at 'is boots!”
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β€œGod is on the side of the big battalions.”
George Bernard Shaw
β€œBeware of the man whose god is in the skies.”
β€œYou cannot be a hero without being a coward.”
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β€œScratch an Englishman and find a Protestant.”
β€œDecency is Indecency's Conspiracy of Silence.”
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β€œEven the youngest of us may be wrong sometimes.”
β€œThere is no love sincerer than the love of food.”
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β€œAll professions are conspiracies against the laity.”
β€œThose who understand evil pardon it.”
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β€œA man of my spiritual intensity does not eat corpses.”
β€œI heard your prayers Thank God it's all over!”
β€œGod help England if she had no Scots to think for her!”
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β€œWhere equality is undisputed, so also is subordination.”
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β€œAll great truths begin as blasphemies.”
β€œMy specialty is being right when other people are wrong.”
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β€œThe greatest of evils and the worst of crimes is poverty.”
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β€œA perpetual holiday is a good working definition of Hell.”
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β€œI don't want to talk grammar, I want to talk like a lady.”
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β€œIf parents would only realize how they bore their children!”
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George Bernard Shaw Quotes by Topic

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George Bernard Shaw on Love 4 quotes

β€œLove is a simple thing and a deep thing: it is an act of life and not an illusion. Art is an illusion.”
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George Bernard Shaw on Vegetarianism 4 quotes

β€œI was a cannibal for twenty-five years. For the rest I have been a vegetarian. It was Shelley who first opened my eyes to the savagery of my diet.”
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George Bernard Shaw on Censorship 3 quotes

β€œAssassination is the extreme form of censorship.”
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George Bernard Shaw on Socialism 3 quotes

β€œSocialism is the same as Communism, only better English.”
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George Bernard Shaw on Religion 3 quotes

β€œI can't talk religion to a man with bodily hunger in his eyes.”
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George Bernard Shaw on Apathy 2 quotes

β€œHe who has never hoped can never despair.”
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George Bernard Shaw on God 2 quotes

β€œBeware of the man whose god is in the skies.”
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George Bernard Shaw on Golden Rule 2 quotes

β€œThe golden rule is that there are no golden rules.”
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George Bernard Shaw on Taxation 2 quotes

β€œTaxes are the chief business of a conqueror of the world.”
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George Bernard Shaw on Dentistry 2 quotes

β€œThe man with a toothache thinks everyone happy whose teeth are sound.”
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George Bernard Shaw on Wealth 2 quotes

β€œThe more I see of the moneyed classes, the more I understand the guillotine.”
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George Bernard Shaw on Democracy 2 quotes

β€œDemocracy substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few.”
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What George Bernard Shaw Said About Others

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George Bernard Shaw on Jesus 3 quotes

β€œMust then a Christ perish in torment in every age to save those that have no imagination?”
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George Bernard Shaw on Joan of Arc 2 quotes

β€œMust then a Christ perish in torment in every age to save those that have no imagination?”
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George Bernard Shaw on Charles Dickens 2 quotes

β€œOne of the greatest books ever written in the English language was called Little Dorrit, and as soon as Englishmen realised that Little Dorrit was true there would be a revolution.”
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George Bernard Shaw on Albert Einstein 2 quotes

β€œThis man is not challenging the fact of science; he is challenging the action [or axioms] of science. Not only is he challenging the action of science, but the action of science has surrendered to his challenge.”
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George Bernard Shaw on Oscar Wilde

β€œWhy was I born with such contemporaries?”
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George Bernard Shaw on Babe Ruth

β€œSorry. Never heard of her. Whose baby is Ruth?”
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George Bernard Shaw on Eugene V. Debs

β€œClearly the White House is the only safe place for an honest man like Debs.”
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George Bernard Shaw on T. E. Lawrence

β€œThe Work is a masterpiece, one of the few very best of its kind in the world.”
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George Bernard Shaw on Sinclair Lewis

β€œI have defined the hundred per cent American as ninety-nine per cent an idiot.”
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George Bernard Shaw on Gandhi

β€œImpression of Gandhi! You might as well ask one to give his impression of the Himalayas.”
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George Bernard Shaw on Benito Mussolini

β€œ[Mussolini was] farther to the Left in his political opinions than any of his socialist rivals.”
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George Bernard Shaw on Politicians

β€œHe knows nothing; and he thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.”
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Quotes About George Bernard Shaw

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James Agate on George Bernard Shaw

β€œShaw's plays are the price we pay for Shaw's prefaces.”
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Jacques Barzun on George Bernard Shaw 5 quotes

β€œShaw knows at any moment, on any subject, what he thinks, what you will think, what others have thought, what all this thinking entails; and he takes the most elaborate pains to bring these thoughts to light in a form which is by turns abstract and familiar, conciliatory and aggressive, obvious and inferential, comic and puzzling. In a word, Shaw is perhaps the most consciously conscious mind that has ever thought β€” certainly the most conscious since Rousseau; which may be why both of them often create the same impression of insincerity amounting to charlatanism. Yet it is by excess of honesty that Shaw himself lent color to his representation as an inconsequential buffoon bent on monopolizing the spotlight.”
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Max Beerbohm on George Bernard Shaw

β€œMr. Shaw cannot realise his own pertness, nor can he preserve his own gravity, for more than a few moments at a time. Even when he sets out to be funny for fun's sake, he must needs always pretend that there is a serious reason for the emprise; and he pretends so strenuously that he ends by convincing us almost as fully as he convinces himself. Thus the absurdity, whatever it be, comes off doubly well. Conversely, even when he is really engrossed in some process of serious argument, or moved to real eloquence by one of his social ideals, he emits involuntarily some wild jape which makes the whole thing ridiculous β€” as ridiculous to himself as to us; and straightway he proceeds to caricature his own thesis till everything is topsy-turvy; and we, rolling with laughter, look up and find him no longer on his head, but on his heels, talking away quite gravely; and this sets us off again. For, of course, when seriousness and frivolity thus co-exist inseparably in a man, the seriousness is nullified by the frivolity. The latter is fed by the former, but, graceless and vampire-like, kills it. As a teacher, as a propagandist, Mr. Shaw is no good at all, even in his own generation. But as a personality he is immortal. Posterity will not, I fancy, read his writings. He has not enough of the specific art-sense for writing. I will not exasperate him by complaining that he has no sense of beauty in the use of his medium: the idea of beauty is a red rag to him, as we know. I will merely suggest that he has in his writing the qualities of a public speaker rather than of a writer. He does not write with that closeness which is the result not of haste but of leisure, and which is the main secret of good literature. He is too glib, too fluent, too diffuse, and too loud. Glibness and fluency, loudness and diffusion, are just the qualities needed for addressing an audience. But between speaking and writing there is a vast difference. A good writer cannot make good speeches, and Mr. Shaw's seems an instance to prove that a good speaker cannot write well. We, his contemporaries, can read him with delight, even though we seem to miss the reporter's interpolation of "laughter", "cheers", "interruption", and so forth. But relentlessly, in course of time, lack of solid form "tells on" writing. However interesting a writer may be, he will not, unless he be a strict artist, be read by posterity. Style, as has been said, is the one antiseptic. But, though Mr. Shaw's writing be not good enough for the next generation, he himself, being so signally unique, is good enough for all time. I wish I had the leisure to be his Boswell, and he the kindness to be my Johnson.”
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Jorge Luis Borges on George Bernard Shaw 2 quotes

β€œThe writers of our century delight in the weaknesses of the human condition; the only one capable of inventing heroes was Bernard Shaw.”
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John Campbell on George Bernard Shaw

β€œHe was a Tolstoy with jokes, a modern Dr Johnson, a universal genius who on his own modest reckoning put even Shakespeare in the shade.”

John Carey on George Bernard Shaw

β€œIn his works Shaw left us his mind ... Today we have no Shavian wizard to awaken us with clarity and paradox, and the loss to our national intelligence is immense.”
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G. K. Chesterton on George Bernard Shaw 2 quotes

β€œI never read a reply by Shaw that did not leave me in better and not worse temper or frame of mind; which did not seem to come out of inexhaustible fountains of fairmindedness and intellectual geniality; which did not savor somehow of that native largeness which the philosophers attributed to Magnanimous Man.”
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John Maynard Keynes on George Bernard Shaw 2 quotes

β€œWhat a debt every intelligent being owes to Bernard Shaw!”
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Vladimir Lenin on George Bernard Shaw

β€œHe is a good man fallen among Fabians.”
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C. S. Lewis on George Bernard Shaw

β€œShaw was a very great man indeed. The danger is that when all the froth and nonsense about his being a philosopher has died down (as it must) a reaction should set in and lead people to forgetΒ his real genius. He was a comedian, in his own time, of the very highest order ... He was a humorist of the more intellectual kind, a master of satire, art and fantasy like Gilbert, Wilde and Aristophanes. In that class no one had more continuous vitality. He is also, in his prefaces, one of the great masters of plain prose. I have often, in that capacity, held him up as a model to my pupils and have learned much from him myself. Peace to his ashes!”
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Thomas Mann on George Bernard Shaw

β€œHe did his best in redressing the fateful unbalance between truth and reality, in lifting mankind to a higher rung of social maturity. He often pointed a scornful finger at human frailty, but his jests were never at the expense of humanity.”
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Kingsley Martin on George Bernard Shaw 2 quotes

β€œDesmond MacCarthy, whom I tried to persuade to write a new appreciation of Shaw in old age, noticed a real deterioration in Shaw himself. The Shaw who had praised Mussolini and justified Hitler grew increasingly irresponsible in suggesting that people who were a nuisance should be killed. This strain in Shaw, and his characteristic inconsistency when he dropped back suddenly into individualism, after maintaining the State's right to liquidate anyone it disapproved of, had been growing steadily stronger from Major Barbara onwards. He ceased to have a genuine humanism such as he had shown in the splendid preface to John Bull's Other Island. In general, re-reading Shaw, MacCarthy said he could find nothing but "a chaos of clear ideas".”
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Disputed Quotes

Quotes attributed to George Bernard Shaw that are questionable.

β€œIf you're going to tell people the truth, you better make them laugh; otherwise they'll kill you.”
β€œ[Isadora Duncan] wrote to George Bernard Shaw: "Will you be the father of my next child? A combination of my beauty and your brains would startle the world," but he replied: "I must decline your offer with thanks, for the child might have my beauty and your brains."”
β€œShaw: Madam, would you sleep with me for a million pounds?
Actress: My goodness, Well, I'd certainly think about it
Shaw: Would you sleep with me for a pound?
Actress: Certainly not! What kind of woman do you think I am?!
Shaw: Madam, we've already established that. Now we are haggling over the price.”
β€œI hold the Prophet of Arabia in great esteem and I can quite understand that it would have been impossible to restrain and wean that illiterate and perverse race, sunk in the miasma of utter moral depravity, from committing the most heinous of crimes, and imbue its people with enthusiasm to strive after righteousness and assimilate high morals and virtues, without projecting such a terrible and intensely awe inspiring spectacle of Hell and an equally captivating and enticing image of a land flowing with milk and honey to represent Heaven before their vision.”
β€œDespite her failure, she persisted, and one day sent Shaw a card inviting him to tea. It read: β€œLady X will be at home Thursday between 4 and 6” . . . Shaw sent it back with the comment: β€œMr. Bernard Shaw likewise.””

Misattributed Quotes

Quotes mistakenly credited to George Bernard Shaw

β€œIf you have an apple and I have an apple and we exchange these apples then you and I will still each have one apple. But if you have an idea and I have an idea and we exchange these ideas, then each of us will have two ideas.”
β€œIn my view, Anglo-Irish history is for Englishmen to remember, for Irishmen to forget.”
β€œYou can't make a man a Christian unless you first make him believe he is a sinner.”
β€œA: Would you sleep with me for $1,000,000?
B: ...YES!
A: How about $1?
B: What do you think I am?”
β€œGeorge Bernard Shaw is said to have told W.S.C.:
Am reserving two tickets for you for my premiere. Come and bring a friendβ€”if you have one.
W.S.C. to G.B.S.:
Impossible to be present for the first performance. Will attend the secondβ€”if there is one.”

About George Bernard Shaw

George Bernard Shaw (26 July 1856 – 2 November 1950), known at his insistence simply as Bernard Shaw, was an Irish playwright, critic, polemicist and political activist with a range incorporating both contemporary satire and historical allegory. He wrote more than sixty plays, including such works as Man and Superman (1902), Pygmalion (1913) and Saint Joan (1923). Shaw was awarded the Nobel Prize in Literature in 1925.