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About George Bernard Shaw
George Bernard Shaw (26 July 1856 β 2 November 1950), known at his insistence simply as Bernard Shaw, was an Irish playwright, critic, polemicist and political activist with a range incorporating both contemporary satire and historical allegory. He wrote more than sixty plays, including such works as Man and Superman (1902), Pygmalion (1913) and Saint Joan (1923). Shaw was awarded the Nobel Prize in Literature in 1925.
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βHappiness and Beauty are by-products.β
βWhy was I born with such contemporaries?β
βGod is on the side of the big battalions.β
βScratch an Englishman and find a Protestant.β
βDecency is Indecency's Conspiracy of Silence.β
βAll professions are conspiracies against the laity.β
βThose who understand evil pardon it.β
βWhere equality is undisputed, so also is subordination.β
βAll great truths begin as blasphemies.β
βA perpetual holiday is a good working definition of Hell.β
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George Bernard Shaw on Love 4 quotes
βLove is a simple thing and a deep thing: it is an act of life and not an illusion. Art is an illusion.β
George Bernard Shaw on Vegetarianism 4 quotes
βI was a cannibal for twenty-five years. For the rest I have been a vegetarian. It was Shelley who first opened my eyes to the savagery of my diet.β
George Bernard Shaw on Censorship 3 quotes
βAssassination is the extreme form of censorship.β
George Bernard Shaw on Religion 3 quotes
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βThe man with a toothache thinks everyone happy whose teeth are sound.β
George Bernard Shaw on Wealth 2 quotes
βThe more I see of the moneyed classes, the more I understand the guillotine.β
George Bernard Shaw on Democracy 2 quotes
βDemocracy substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few.β
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George Bernard Shaw on Jesus 3 quotes
βMust then a Christ perish in torment in every age to save those that have no imagination?β
George Bernard Shaw on Joan of Arc 2 quotes
βMust then a Christ perish in torment in every age to save those that have no imagination?β
George Bernard Shaw on Charles Dickens 2 quotes
βOne of the greatest books ever written in the English language was called Little Dorrit, and as soon as Englishmen realised that Little Dorrit was true there would be a revolution.β
George Bernard Shaw on Albert Einstein 2 quotes
βThis man is not challenging the fact of science; he is challenging the action [or axioms] of science. Not only is he challenging the action of science, but the action of science has surrendered to his challenge.β
George Bernard Shaw on Oscar Wilde
βWhy was I born with such contemporaries?β
George Bernard Shaw on Babe Ruth
George Bernard Shaw on Eugene V. Debs
George Bernard Shaw on T. E. Lawrence
βThe Work is a masterpiece, one of the few very best of its kind in the world.β
George Bernard Shaw on Sinclair Lewis
βI have defined the hundred per cent American as ninety-nine per cent an idiot.β
George Bernard Shaw on Gandhi
βImpression of Gandhi! You might as well ask one to give his impression of the Himalayas.β
George Bernard Shaw on Benito Mussolini
George Bernard Shaw on Politicians
βHe knows nothing; and he thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.β
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James Agate on George Bernard Shaw
Jacques Barzun on George Bernard Shaw 5 quotes
βShaw knows at any moment, on any subject, what he thinks, what you will think, what others have thought, what all this thinking entails; and he takes the most elaborate pains to bring these thoughts to light in a form which is by turns abstract and familiar, conciliatory and aggressive, obvious and inferential, comic and puzzling. In a word, Shaw is perhaps the most consciously conscious mind that has ever thought β certainly the most conscious since Rousseau; which may be why both of them often create the same impression of insincerity amounting to charlatanism. Yet it is by excess of honesty that Shaw himself lent color to his representation as an inconsequential buffoon bent on monopolizing the spotlight.β
Max Beerbohm on George Bernard Shaw
βMr. Shaw cannot realise his own pertness, nor can he preserve his own gravity, for more than a few moments at a time. Even when he sets out to be funny for fun's sake, he must needs always pretend that there is a serious reason for the emprise; and he pretends so strenuously that he ends by convincing us almost as fully as he convinces himself. Thus the absurdity, whatever it be, comes off doubly well. Conversely, even when he is really engrossed in some process of serious argument, or moved to real eloquence by one of his social ideals, he emits involuntarily some wild jape which makes the whole thing ridiculous β as ridiculous to himself as to us; and straightway he proceeds to caricature his own thesis till everything is topsy-turvy; and we, rolling with laughter, look up and find him no longer on his head, but on his heels, talking away quite gravely; and this sets us off again. For, of course, when seriousness and frivolity thus co-exist inseparably in a man, the seriousness is nullified by the frivolity. The latter is fed by the former, but, graceless and vampire-like, kills it. As a teacher, as a propagandist, Mr. Shaw is no good at all, even in his own generation. But as a personality he is immortal. Posterity will not, I fancy, read his writings. He has not enough of the specific art-sense for writing. I will not exasperate him by complaining that he has no sense of beauty in the use of his medium: the idea of beauty is a red rag to him, as we know. I will merely suggest that he has in his writing the qualities of a public speaker rather than of a writer. He does not write with that closeness which is the result not of haste but of leisure, and which is the main secret of good literature. He is too glib, too fluent, too diffuse, and too loud. Glibness and fluency, loudness and diffusion, are just the qualities needed for addressing an audience. But between speaking and writing there is a vast difference. A good writer cannot make good speeches, and Mr. Shaw's seems an instance to prove that a good speaker cannot write well. We, his contemporaries, can read him with delight, even though we seem to miss the reporter's interpolation of "laughter", "cheers", "interruption", and so forth. But relentlessly, in course of time, lack of solid form "tells on" writing. However interesting a writer may be, he will not, unless he be a strict artist, be read by posterity. Style, as has been said, is the one antiseptic. But, though Mr. Shaw's writing be not good enough for the next generation, he himself, being so signally unique, is good enough for all time. I wish I had the leisure to be his Boswell, and he the kindness to be my Johnson.β
Jorge Luis Borges on George Bernard Shaw 2 quotes
βThe writers of our century delight in the weaknesses of the human condition; the only one capable of inventing heroes was Bernard Shaw.β
John Campbell on George Bernard Shaw
βHe was a Tolstoy with jokes, a modern Dr Johnson, a universal genius who on his own modest reckoning put even Shakespeare in the shade.β
John Carey on George Bernard Shaw
βIn his works Shaw left us his mind ... Today we have no Shavian wizard to awaken us with clarity and paradox, and the loss to our national intelligence is immense.β
G. K. Chesterton on George Bernard Shaw 2 quotes
βI never read a reply by Shaw that did not leave me in better and not worse temper or frame of mind; which did not seem to come out of inexhaustible fountains of fairmindedness and intellectual geniality; which did not savor somehow of that native largeness which the philosophers attributed to Magnanimous Man.β
John Maynard Keynes on George Bernard Shaw 2 quotes
βWhat a debt every intelligent being owes to Bernard Shaw!β
Vladimir Lenin on George Bernard Shaw
C. S. Lewis on George Bernard Shaw
βShaw was a very great man indeed. The danger is that when all the froth and nonsense about his being a philosopher has died down (as it must) a reaction should set in and lead people to forgetΒ his real genius. He was a comedian, in his own time, of the very highest order ... He was a humorist of the more intellectual kind, a master of satire, art and fantasy like Gilbert, Wilde and Aristophanes. In that class no one had more continuous vitality. He is also, in his prefaces, one of the great masters of plain prose. I have often, in that capacity, held him up as a model to my pupils and have learned much from him myself. Peace to his ashes!β
Thomas Mann on George Bernard Shaw
βHe did his best in redressing the fateful unbalance between truth and reality, in lifting mankind to a higher rung of social maturity. He often pointed a scornful finger at human frailty, but his jests were never at the expense of humanity.β
Kingsley Martin on George Bernard Shaw 2 quotes
βDesmond MacCarthy, whom I tried to persuade to write a new appreciation of Shaw in old age, noticed a real deterioration in Shaw himself. The Shaw who had praised Mussolini and justified Hitler grew increasingly irresponsible in suggesting that people who were a nuisance should be killed. This strain in Shaw, and his characteristic inconsistency when he dropped back suddenly into individualism, after maintaining the State's right to liquidate anyone it disapproved of, had been growing steadily stronger from Major Barbara onwards. He ceased to have a genuine humanism such as he had shown in the splendid preface to John Bull's Other Island. In general, re-reading Shaw, MacCarthy said he could find nothing but "a chaos of clear ideas".β
Disputed Quotes
Quotes attributed to George Bernard Shaw that are questionable.
βShaw: Madam, would you sleep with me for a million pounds?
Actress: My goodness, Well, I'd certainly think about it
Shaw: Would you sleep with me for a pound?
Actress: Certainly not! What kind of woman do you think I am?!
Shaw: Madam, we've already established that. Now we are haggling over the price.β
Actress: My goodness, Well, I'd certainly think about it
Shaw: Would you sleep with me for a pound?
Actress: Certainly not! What kind of woman do you think I am?!
Shaw: Madam, we've already established that. Now we are haggling over the price.β
βI hold the Prophet of Arabia in great esteem and I can quite understand that it would have been impossible to restrain and wean that illiterate and perverse race, sunk in the miasma of utter moral depravity, from committing the most heinous of crimes, and imbue its people with enthusiasm to strive after righteousness and assimilate high morals and virtues, without projecting such a terrible and intensely awe inspiring spectacle of Hell and an equally captivating and enticing image of a land flowing with milk and honey to represent Heaven before their vision.β
Misattributed Quotes
Quotes mistakenly credited to George Bernard Shaw
βIn my view, Anglo-Irish history is for Englishmen to remember, for Irishmen to forget.β
βGeorge Bernard Shaw is said to have told W.S.C.:
Am reserving two tickets for you for my premiere. Come and bring a friendβif you have one.
W.S.C. to G.B.S.:
Impossible to be present for the first performance. Will attend the secondβif there is one.β
Am reserving two tickets for you for my premiere. Come and bring a friendβif you have one.
W.S.C. to G.B.S.:
Impossible to be present for the first performance. Will attend the secondβif there is one.β
βThe trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech.β
βThe single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place.β
About George Bernard Shaw
George Bernard Shaw (26 July 1856 β 2 November 1950), known at his insistence simply as Bernard Shaw, was an Irish playwright, critic, polemicist and political activist with a range incorporating both contemporary satire and historical allegory. He wrote more than sixty plays, including such works as Man and Superman (1902), Pygmalion (1913) and Saint Joan (1923). Shaw was awarded the Nobel Prize in Literature in 1925.