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Rachel Anne Maddow (born April 1, 1973) is an American television news program host and liberal political commentator.

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β€œThank you Satan.”
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β€œI felt tense. He did not.”
β€œSeparate is not equal. Duh.”
β€œBoy am I unqualified for that!”
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β€œNot all Freudian slips are created equal.”
β€œCongratulations, you have been tea-bagged!”
β€œNow I'm going to have nightmares about myself.”
β€œSpending freeze is what made the Depression 'Great.'”
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β€œThe downside of playing dumb is that you sound dumb.”
β€œwhy does accountability keep hitting a glass ceiling?”
β€œI assume people with bad arguments will just lose them.”
β€œConstitution Doesn't Have A Preamble. Not. Nope. Stop it.”
β€œ"...teeny, teeny, teeny, tiny, tiny little..."”
β€œRepublican 'poutrage' over the 'handshake seen round the world.'”
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β€œIt's truly a blessing to have total freaking idiots as your enemy.”
β€œWe're no longer officially a superpower. Please turn in your badges.”
β€œNow, according to the new-fangled U.S. government, it is OK to have the gay.*”
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β€œ'History is calling!' Last chance to play a role in hugely consequential election”
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β€œMore drama than a junior prom, a shotgun wedding, and a paternity test all rolled into one!”
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β€œBeware the power of the pajama-clad, Cheeto-eating, twitter, blogging hordes. We are legion!”
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β€œI'm so rarely the arbiter of what all women want. I'm usually quite the outlier on that chart.”
β€œI can't be frustrated at you because you’re stupid but I can be mad at you because you’re evil.”
β€œIβ€˜ve given up trying to get invited to a cocktail party but Iβ€˜m going to the egg roll. I swear.”
β€œWho's Burson-Marsteller? When evil needs public relations, evil has Burson-Marsteller on speed-dial.”
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β€œRon Paul supporters didn't use the term 'teabagging.' Maybe they knew how to use Urban Dictionary.com.”

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Rachel Maddow on Michigan

β€œIs there a Republican Party in Michigan right now?”
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Rachel Maddow on American benevolence

β€œI don't mean to sound sappy, but the thing that I feel most overwhelmingly is just how humbling it is to be alongside the American troops that are here. The American troops that are here, I believe from what I've seen them do, that they can do any military mission that is assigned to them, and I believe that whatever the U.S. military tries to do, even in those hard places in southern Afghanistan, they will do. But, you can also tell when you're here, that even if everything goes perfectly on the military side, that may very well do that, that will only determine about 20% of the variables that need to be determined in terms of the success of this war effort. It really is up to the Afghan people. Americans will clear that space, it is humbling to see them in action. They're working so hard and they're so good at it, but whether or not the Afghans step up is gonna be whether or not there's something that you can really think of as a victory here.”
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Rachel Maddow on United States Armed Forces

β€œI don't mean to sound sappy, but the thing that I feel most overwhelmingly is just how humbling it is to be alongside the American troops that are here. The American troops that are here, I believe from what I've seen them do, that they can do any military mission that is assigned to them, and I believe that whatever the U.S. military tries to do, even in those hard places in southern Afghanistan, they will do. But, you can also tell when you're here, that even if everything goes perfectly on the military side, that may very well do that, that will only determine about 20% of the variables that need to be determined in terms of the success of this war effort. It really is up to the Afghan people. Americans will clear that space, it is humbling to see them in action. They're working so hard and they're so good at it, but whether or not the Afghans step up is gonna be whether or not there's something that you can really think of as a victory here.”
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Rachel Maddow on Tucker Carlson 2 quotes

β€œTucker and I agree on just about nothing, but he has always been kind to me, and a fun person to fight with. I wish him all the best.”
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Rachel Maddow on Sarah Palin

β€œSarah Palin is now the guy who hangs out in the high school parking lot showing off his car, five years after he graduated.”
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Rachel Maddow on John McCain

β€œJust because a candidate's opponent says something is true about that candidate doesn't necessarily mean you should lead with it.”
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Rachel Maddow on Kamala Harris

β€œI will just say honestly, I think there is a good chance that you are going to win the nomination … You in a general election fight against Donald Trump would be the funnest thing in the world to cover.”
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Rachel Maddow on Matt Gaetz

β€œSince "The Times" published the story, Congressman Gaetz has put out a public statement denying all the allegations. He is now just in the last hour or so done an interview on the Fox News Channel in which he claims he is not only innocent, but this is part of an elaborate extortion plot targeting his father and trying to get money from his very wealthy family. Also something about a plot to get him a pardon from President Biden.”
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Rachel Maddow on Boris Yeltsin

β€œAnd for a time, it seemed like that corruption investigation might be the undoing of Yeltsin and his family and his cronies. Vladimir Putin as head of the FSB took care of that problem for Boris Yeltsin. Putin arranged for a video to be broadcast on television that showed the prosecutor or somebody who maybe kind of looked like the prosecutor in bed with not one but two young very young females. The video was low enough quality and it was shot from sort of oblique enough angles that you couldn`t necessarily tell with the naked eye who this grown man was with these girls in this bed. But Putin stepped up in his authority as head of the FSB. Vladimir Putin assured the Russian public that he could guarantee that the man in the video was in fact that prosecutor. And so that was the end of that prosecutor and that was the end of the corruption investigation into Boris Yeltsin and his family. And in gratitude, or at least in payback, Boris Yeltsin decided that he would name as the next prime minister of Russia and then the next president of Russia that FSB guy who helped him out, Vladimir Putin.”
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Spencer Snyder according on Rachel Maddow

β€œIn 2009, when the president of Honduras, Manuel Zelaya, was ousted by a military coup, the coverage was characteristically scant. Maddow framed the coup as more of a curiosity than a crisis. While some of her coverage focused on the Republicans who planned trips to Honduras in order to support the coup government, other of her segments poked fun at Zelaya’s attempts to re-enter the country. The fact that the Honduran military opened fire on supporters of Zelaya awaiting his return at the airport, killing a teenage boy, was not part of Maddow’s look at the lighter side of overthrowing an elected government.”

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β€œIf you were counting on the polls telling you something about the midterm elections that are just two weeks away, the answer is that they're telling you that the candidate you want to win needs your help.”

Bernie Sanders on Rachel Maddow

β€œEd Schultz, the Reverend Al Sharpton, Rachel Maddow, and Chris Hayes provided us with the very fair coverage we received on MSNBC.”
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About Rachel Maddow

Rachel Anne Maddow (born April 1, 1973) is an American television news program host and liberal political commentator.