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About Mark Jason Dominus
Mark Jason Dominus (born April 2, 1969) is a computer programmer. He was the managing editor of www.perl.com and was a columnist for The Perl Journal.
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“You can't just make shit up and expect the computer to know what you mean, retardo!”
“Of course, this is a heuristic, which is a fancy way of saying that it doesn't work.”
“A few months ago I was visiting my mother, and she said that as a child I had always wanted to learn everything, and that it took me a long time to realize that you couldn't learn everything. I got really angry, and I shouted "I'm not done yet!"”
“Some questions are logically nonsensical because the querent thinks they know more than they do. A lot of these have the form ‘How do I use X to accomplish Y?’ There's nothing wrong with this, except that sometimes X is a chocolate-covered banana and Y is the integration of European currency systems.”
About Mark Jason Dominus
Mark Jason Dominus (born April 2, 1969) is a computer programmer. He was the managing editor of www.perl.com and was a columnist for The Perl Journal.