Karl Pilkington Quotes (1972-)

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Karl Pilkington

About Karl Pilkington

Karl Pilkington (born 23 September 1972) is an English podcaster, author and former radio producer.

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“It's like a pylon.”
“It serves a purpose.”
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“Could the world fall?”
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“Were you a tall baby?”
“A dog has got human eyes.”
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“No ones been up that high!”
“Treat the world like a head”
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“Yeah, we'll do that, Lanky.”
“I could eat a knob at night.”
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“I could eat a knob at night.”
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“Treat the world like a head.”
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“Karl: You've never been to China.”
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“We're just a weed in the universe”
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“I'm just sayin', I don't like fun”
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“My brain's just full of passwords”
“Whoop, there's an elephant in the room”
“The Web is the new book though, innit?”
“Ricky: You are the strangest man alive.”
“You won't get anything done by planning.”
“On seals - Its between a fish and a dog.”
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“Any problem solved is a new problem made.”
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“It is hard eating a little kangaroo knob.”
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“Language is a powerful thing init...er...”
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“He got hot, he got so hot his lips fell off.”
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“Stop looking at the walls, look out the window.”
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About Karl Pilkington

Karl Pilkington (born 23 September 1972) is an English podcaster, author and former radio producer.