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Glenn Lee Beck (born 10 February 1964) is an American conservative political commentator, conspiracy theorist, radio host, and television producer. He is the CEO, founder, and owner of Mercury Radio Arts, the parent company of his television and radio network TheBlaze. He hosts the Glenn Beck Radio Program, a popular talk-radio show nationally syndicated on Premiere Radio Networks. Beck also hosts the Glenn Beck television program, which ran from January 2006 to October 2008 on HLN, from January 2009 to June 2011 on Fox News and currently airs on TheBlaze. Beck has authored six New York Times–bestselling books.

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β€œHello, you sick twisted freak.”
β€œCindy Sheehan is a tragedy slut.”
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β€œWhoa... don't go all Kramer on me!”
β€œI'm a rodeo clown. It takes great skill.”
β€œI am a conservative, but I am not a zombie.”
β€œThe hottest year in global [sic] history was 1934.”
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β€œWhen you choose the path, you choose the destination.”
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β€œPolitical Correctness doesn't change us, it shuts us up.”
β€œGirl, you better check yourself before you wreck yourself!”
β€œBe who you really are, not who you allowed yourself to become.”
β€œI say on the air all time, "if you take what I say as gospel, you're an idiot."”
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β€œSometimes the hardest part of the journey is believing you're worthy of the trip.”
β€œIt's a real blessing for me to tell you, sir, that cavalry has arrived β€” Fox is here!”
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β€œI could give a flying crap about the political process.... We're an entertainment company.”
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β€œ[Tyler Perry] has the luxury of not doing the political stuff, which is really where I want to be as a company.”
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β€œGood for you, you have a heart, you can be a liberal. Now, couple your heart with your brain, and you can be a conservative.”
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β€œThe most used phrase in my administration if I were to be President would be "What the hell you mean we're out of missiles?"”
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β€œI don't think we came from monkeys. I think that's ridiculous. I haven't seen a half-monkey/half-person yet.”
β€œCapitalists, if you think that you can play footsies with these people, you're wrong. They will come for you and drag you into the streets and kill you.”
β€œCan you let your son's body become the same temperature as your son's head before you turn this into a political campaign against the president? Could you do that?”
β€œAmerica, I'm gonna shoot straight with you, I think I've wasted your time. I think this is the first time I have wasted an hour of your time. I apologize for that.”
β€œYou know, we all have our inner demons. I, for one β€” I can't speak for you, but I'm on the verge of moral collapse at any time. It can happen by the end of the show.”
β€œFor those of you in the administration, who are coming after me … remember, you've broken three [of the 10 Commandments], let's not make it four; thou shalt not kill.”
β€œAll men are created equal. It is what you do from there that makes the difference. We are all free agents in life. We make our own decisions. We control our own destiny.”
β€œProgressivism is the cancer in America and it is eating our Constitution. And it was designed to eat the Constitution. To progress past the Constitution.”
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Glenn Beck on American benevolence 2 quotes

β€œI believe the United States of America is the greatest country on earth and therefore will not apologize for policies or actions which have served to free more and feed more people around the world than any other nation on the planet. You know what, when everybody else apologizes for all the crap they've done then we can apologize for our crap too. Boo-hoo, cry me a river.”
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Glenn Beck on Cuba 2 quotes

β€œThat is not the dream. That is a perversion of the dream. We are the people of the civil rights movement. We are the ones that must stand for civil and equal rights. Equal rights. Justice. Equal justice. Not special justice, not social justice, but equal justice. We are the inheritors and the protectors of the civil rights movement. They are perverting it. They're perverting it, and they're doing it intentionally. And they're selling us a line of global nonsense. There's equal stuff in Venezuela. There's equal stuff in Cuba. It's a lie. It's a lie. Only God can equalize. Only God, and I got news for you, gang, he's about to. And we are gonna be first on the receiving end.”
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Glenn Beck on United States Constitution

β€œThe Constitution is to anchor us in principles that help temper the mood of the country.”
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Glenn Beck on President of the United States

β€œThe most used phrase in my administration if I were to be President would be "What the hell you mean we're out of missiles?"”
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Glenn Beck on Social Security (United States)

β€œWe have a president who apparently loves instability and revolution, and that is the antithesis [pointing at blackboard] of those two words, "Social Security".”
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Glenn Beck on Creative destruction

β€œThese people are not interested in creative destruction, they are only interested in destruction. That leads to gas chambers. That leads to, uh, guillotines. That leads to millions dead. That leads to Mao. That leads to totalitarianism. Every. Single. Time.”
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Glenn Beck on United States

β€œI believe in the protection of divine Providence... I believe there are millions of Americans that are, still believe in, and are still harkening to the spirit... God is not neutral in freedom of all of mankind... If America falls, freedom all over the world takes a mighty blow, and it may take a thousand years to be able to recover from it.”
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Glenn Beck on Google

β€œMay I recommend, if you're doing your own homework, don't do a Google search. Seems to me that Google is pretty deeply in bed with the government. Maybe this is explaining why Google is being kicked out of all the other countries? Are they just a shill now for the United States government? Who is Jared Cohen? Is he private citizen or government operative? And isn't this the second Google guy we've found? This is the second Google executive now being exposed as an instigator of a revolution.”
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Glenn Beck on Ron Paul 2 quotes

β€œI think you are the closest we have running to a founding father.”
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Glenn Beck on Donald Trump 2 quotes

β€œWhen conservatives desperately needed allies in the fight against big government, Donald Trump didn't stand on the sidelines. He consistently advocated that your money be spent, that your government grow, and that your Constitution be ignored... Trump's potential primary victory would provide Hillary Clinton with the easiest imaginable path to the White House. But it's far worse than that. If Donald Trump wins the Republican nomination, there will once again be no opposition to an ever-expanding government. This is a crisis for conservatism. And, once again, this crisis will not go to waste.”
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Glenn Beck on Edward Snowden

β€œI think I have just read about the man for which I have waited. Earmarks of a real hero.”
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Glenn Beck on Milo Yiannopoulos

β€œYou want the truth, Milo? You are a hurt 13-year-old boy. I don't know what pain you had to go through to make you so cold and distant from any feelings of compassion and basic kindness, but causing hurt makes you into the monster you are running from.”
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Glenn Beck on Barack Obama

β€œGlenn Beck: This president, I think, has exposed himself as a guy, over and over and over again, who has a deep-seated hatred for white people, or the white culture, I don't know what it is. Brian Kilmeade: Listen, you can't say he doesn't like white people. David Axelrod's white, Rahm Emanuel's his chief of staff, I think 70% of the people we see every day are white. Robert Gibbs is whiteβ€” Glenn Beck: I'm not saying that he doesn't like white people, I'm saying he has a problem. He has a β€” this guy is, I believe, a racist.”
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Source on Glenn Beck 2 quotes

β€œThis is a guy who uses more swastika props and video of the Nuremberg rallies than the History Channel.”
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Lewis Black on Glenn Beck

β€œGlenn Beck has Nazi Tourette's.”
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Stephen Colbert on Glenn Beck

β€œI said, "Let's start doing some Glenn Beck stuff but in praise of Glenn Beck." But every time we do one, he will have done something dumber. He raised the stupid bar and now it's nearly inapproachable. I worry that if we use that as a model...if somebody doesn't believe what they're saying, it's very hard to out-stupid them. Because then there's no place to sink our hook into, there's no mountain to climb there. I can't climb Glenn Beck since there's nothing there.”
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Craig Ferguson on Glenn Beck

β€œJames Cameron, who directed Avatar, is in a feud with Glenn Beck, because Cameron called him a madman. The two are very different. One makes millions creating fictional stories, and the other is James Cameron.”
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Amy Goodman on Glenn Beck

β€œGlenn Beck (who got his start in television from CNN, to its eternal shame) lured a massive cable audience to his daily chalkboard-enabled rants, detailing complex liberal/progressive conspiracies with a healthy dose of historical revisionism.”
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Lindsey Graham on Glenn Beck

β€œOnly in America can you make that much money crying. Glenn Beck is not aligned with any party. He is aligned with cynicism and there has always been a market for cynics. But we became a great nation not because we are a nation of cynics. We became a great nation because we are a nation of believers.”
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Stephen King on Glenn Beck

β€œSatan's mentally challenged younger brother.”
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About Glenn Beck

Glenn Lee Beck (born 10 February 1964) is an American conservative political commentator, conspiracy theorist, radio host, and television producer. He is the CEO, founder, and owner of Mercury Radio Arts, the parent company of his television and radio network TheBlaze. He hosts the Glenn Beck Radio Program, a popular talk-radio show nationally syndicated on Premiere Radio Networks. Beck also hosts the Glenn Beck television program, which ran from January 2006 to October 2008 on HLN, from January 2009 to June 2011 on Fox News and currently airs on TheBlaze. Beck has authored six New York Times–bestselling books.