E. W. Howe Quotes (1853-1937)


About E. W. Howe

Edgar Watson Howe (May 3, 1853 – October 3, 1937), sometimes referred to as E. W. Howe, was an American novelist and newspaper and magazine editor in the late 19th and early 20th centuries. He was perhaps best known for his magazine, E.W. Howe's Monthly. Howe was well traveled and known for his sharp wit in his editorials.

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“Having fun is a dismal business after you pass fifty.”
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“No man has all the wisdom in the world; everyone has some.”
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“People hate the man who is a constant drain on their sympathy.”
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“No man knows where his business ends and his neighbor's begins.”
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“There is usually enough of everything on the table except cream.”
“We are now confronted with the necessity of remedying the remedies.”
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“To want your own way is a very bad habit, for you will never get it.”
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“Automobiles are like people: the cheap ones are noisy.”
“When you can't do anything else to a boy, you can make him wash his face.”
“Men are virtuous because the women are; women are virtuous from necessity.”
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“As a rule, you'll not have much trouble having your way, if you are right.”
“The experience of the world is worth more than the experience of any one man.”
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“One of the most difficult things in the world is to learn to take a hint easily.”
“Silliness which would have broken a politician twenty years ago, now makes his fortune.”
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“When a man is trying to sell you something, don't imagine he is that polite all the time.”
“Every time you become confidential with some people, you hear of a new kind of dirty trick.”
“A small man always has one weapon he can use against a great big man: he can "talk" about him.”
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“A woman does not spend all her time in buying things; she spends part of it in taking them back.”
“A man needs a friend not to flatter him, but to strengthen him at his weak points.”
“I know what women expect, and give it to them without disagreeable argument; they'll get it anyway.”
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“A loafer never works except when there's a fire; then he will carry out more furniture than anybody.”
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“However disagreeable a situation is to you, you cannot get rid of it by indignation.”
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“The man who can keep a secret may be wise, but he is not half as wise as the man with no secrets to keep.”
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“So many of the optimists in the world don't own a hundred dollars, and because of their optimism, never will.”
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“Of living creatures, business men are nearest sane; their philosophy is as accurate as their multiplication table.”
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E. W. Howe on Car

“Automobiles are like people: the cheap ones are noisy.”
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E. W. Howe on Boy

“When you can't do anything else to a boy, you can make him wash his face.”
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E. W. Howe on Common sense

“What is common sense? That which attracts the least opposition: that which brings most agreeable and worthy results.”
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E. W. Howe on Humiliation

“The greatest humiliation in life, is to work hard on something from which you expect great appreciation, and then fail to get it.”
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About E. W. Howe

Edgar Watson Howe (May 3, 1853 – October 3, 1937), sometimes referred to as E. W. Howe, was an American novelist and newspaper and magazine editor in the late 19th and early 20th centuries. He was perhaps best known for his magazine, E.W. Howe's Monthly. Howe was well traveled and known for his sharp wit in his editorials.