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About Amy Poehler
Amy Meredith Poehler (born September 16, 1971) is an American actress, comedian, voice artist, director, producer and writer.
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βSurprising news from New York, the whistle-blower had his whistle blown!β
βIn a recent Valentine's Day posting on her fan website, Britney Spears says that...oh, who cares?β
βBritney Spears is recording a rap song about the recent controversies in her life. "I can't wait to hear that!", said no one.β
βA chimpanzee in China has quit smoking after 16 years, with the help of her keepers. The chimp was able to quit when the keepers STOPPED BUYING HER CIGARETTES!β
βThis week, Donald Trump introduced a new twelve-inch doll of himself that speaks seventeen different phrases, which is amazing, as that's five more than the real Donald Trump.β
βSecretary of State Condoleezza Rice made a surprise trip to Iraq Sunday. Also surprised to be in Iraq on Sunday: thousands of U.S. troops who were supposed to be home by Christmas.β
βIf you can dance and be free and be embarrassed, you can rule the world.https://www.goodhousekeeping.com/life/g38335193/strong-women-quotes/β
βA 14-year-old Indiana girl was arrested after she came to a middle school with a handgun, ammunition, and six small bags of marijuana. Man, Dakota Fanning's growing up so fast!β
β(In reference to the Pamela Anderson/Kid Rock divorce) It was announced this week that these will no longer be bouncing on that.β
βDonald Trump and producer Mark Burnett are reportedly considering creating a Broadway musical based on The Apprentice. The pair came up with the idea when neither one of them could find a match to set fire to a pile of money.β
βI have realized that mystery is what keeps people away, and Iβve grown tired of smoke and mirrors. I yearn for the clean, well-lighted place. So letβs peek behind the curtain and hail the others like us. The open-faced sandwiches who take risks and live big and smile with all of their teeth. These are the people I want to be around. This is the honest way I want to live and love and write.β
βChristian conservatives are claiming that the hit documentary March of the Penguins supports the theory of intelligent design. Meanwhile, backers of evolution claim that intelligent design is refuted in the documentary March of the Bonaduces.β
β(Picture of Keith Richards and Mick Jagger of The Rolling Stones appear) This week, the California Raisins announced plans for a new world tour.β
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Amy Poehler on Pejorative
βI just love bossy women. I could be around them all day. To me, bossy is not a pejorative term at all. It means somebodyβs passionate and engaged and ambitious and doesn't mind leading.β
Amy Poehler on Collaboration
βAs you navigate through the rest of your life, be open to collaboration. Other people and other people's ideas are often better than your own. Find a group of people who challenge and inspire you, spend a lot of time with them, and it will change your life.β
About Amy Poehler
Amy Meredith Poehler (born September 16, 1971) is an American actress, comedian, voice artist, director, producer and writer.