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A chimpanzee in China has quit smoking after 16 years, with the help of her keepers. The chimp was able to quit when the keepers STOPPED BUYING HER CIGARETTES!
— Amy Poehler
What It Means
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About Amy Poehler
Amy Meredith Poehler (born September 16, 1971) is an American actress, comedian, voice artist, director, producer and writer.
About Amy Poehler
Amy Meredith Poehler (born September 16, 1971) is an American actress, comedian, voice artist, director, producer and writer.
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