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A 14-year-old Indiana girl was arrested after she came to a middle school with a handgun, ammunition, and six small bags of marijuana. Man, Dakota Fanning's growing up so fast!
— Amy Poehler
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About Amy Poehler
Amy Meredith Poehler (born September 16, 1971) is an American actress, comedian, voice artist, director, producer and writer.
About Amy Poehler
Amy Meredith Poehler (born September 16, 1971) is an American actress, comedian, voice artist, director, producer and writer.
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