Statistics Quotes
A curated collection of the best quotes about Statistics.
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“The main problem with statistics is statisticians.”
“91.7 percent of all statistics are made-up on the spot.”
“Statistics are often the last refuge of the antihumanist.”
“Strange events permit themselves the luxury of occurring.”
“All models are wrong, but some are useful”
“If you torture the data enough, nature will always confess.”
“In God we trust. All others must bring data.”
“Average a left-hander with a right-hander and what do you get?”
“Without the aid of statistics nothing like real medicine is possible.”
“The death of one man is a tragedy, the death of millions is a statistic.”
“There are two kinds of statistics, the kind you look up and the kind you make up.”
“A statistical procedure is not an automatic, mechanical truth-generating machine.”
“Uncertainty is a personal matter; it is not the uncertainty but your uncertainty.”
“There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics.”
““Without Statistics and numbers, it's a mere thought of unconvincing opinions.””
“Statisticians, like artists, have the bad habit of falling in love with their models.”
“The best thing about being a statistician is that you get to play in everyone's backyard”