Lawyers Quotes
A curated collection of the best quotes about Lawyers.
Top Quotes
“Administration of justice”
“America is the paradise of lawyers.”
“Lawyers, I suppose, were children once.”
“Not all lawyers are annoying. Some are dead.”
“He was a lawyer before he worked his way up to pimping.”
“Lawyers earn their bread in the sweat of their browbeating.”
“LAWYER, n. One skilled in circumvention of the law.”
“The Court must have ministers : the attornies are its ministers.”
“lawyer”
“Lawyer — One who protects us against robbers by taking away the temptation.”
“A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.”
“"[F]or a long time I used to think that anal sex was how lawyers were conceived."”
“Wikipedia: Lawyers”
“She had once looked up the term ‘lawyer’ and found it was someone who helped you fight laws.”
“An incompetent attorney can delay a trial for years or months. A competent attorney can delay one even longer.”
“About half the practice of a decent lawyer consists of telling would-be clients that they are damned fools and should stop.”
“I suspect that there are just two sorts of lawyers: those who spend their efforts making life easy for other people—and parasites.”
“The goddess Peri became so jealous that she laid a curse on my mother, who turned into a lawyer.”
“The duke stabs a forefinger into his shoulder. “You…person,” he says; and again, “you nobody from Hell, you whore-spawn, you cluster of evil, you lawyer.””
“A common and not necessarily apocryphal example portrays a solo practitioner starved for business in a small town. A second lawyer then arrives, and they both prosper.”