Internet Quotes
A curated collection of the best quotes about Internet.
Top Quotes
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“On the Internet, nobody can hear you fart.”
“DHCP was invented by a rabid gerbil on speed.”
“The Net interprets censorship as damage and routes around it.”
“High-speed internet has a positive impact on poverty reduction.”
“The NET is a waste of time, and that's exactly what's right about it.”
“The Internet will become like air, as Nicholas Negroponte prophesied.”
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“I'll probably be the last to know, because I don't get on the internet no more.”
““Isn’t the internet wonderful?” she said. “Better than dragons any day.””
“Only 12 years ago the networks were fragmented, today the Internet unites the world.”
“Everything you put online is your professional face. ...whatever you want that to be.”
“Wikipedia: Internet”
“The internet is like a big circus tent full of scary, boring creatures and pornography.”
“Even if you do go into a coma, you can still keep posting to Usenet — everyone else does.”
“All the free stuff that you take for granted online is only free because you are the product.”
“The real definition of Internet is: "lots of blogs and fat people trying to have sex with you."”
“Comic Book Guy: Ack. There is no "emoticon" to express what I am feeling right now.”
“I’m an open and vocal feminist on the internet, so I’m no stranger to some level of sexist backlash.”
“Doing research on the Web is like using a library assembled piecemeal by pack rats and vandalized nightly.”