Edmonton Quotes

“Part of the learning curve in Edmonton is learning to hate Calgary.”

“[Edmonton is a] fine city with too many socialists and mosquitoes. At least you can spray the mosquitoes.”

“Edmonton isn’t really the end of the world – although you can see it from there.”

“Jeannie: I can't believe I am betting my life on your sense of direction!
Dr. McKay: What are you talking about?! I've got an excellent sense of direction!
Jeannie: Oh, really? Remember when we went to West Edmonton Mall and Dad had to call the police to find you?
Dr. McKay: That mall was huge!
Jeannie: There were maps every seven metres!
Dr. McKay: Misleading ones!”