William Congreve Quotes (1670-1729)

Poet, Playwright

About William Congreve

William Congreve (24 January 1670 – 19 January 1729) was an English playwright and poet.

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“Thou liar of the first magnitude.”
“O, she is the antidote to desire.”
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“Eternity was in that moment.”
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“Hannibal was a very pretty fellow in those days.”
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“I know that's a secret, for it's whispered every where.”
“O fie, miss, you must not kiss and tell.”
“I came up stairs into the world, for I was born in a cellar.”
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“If this be not love, it is madness, and then it is pardonable.”
William Congreve
“Careless she is with artful care,
Affecting to seem unaffected.”
“I nauseate walking; 'tis a country diversion, I loathe the country.”
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“Retired to their tea and scandal, according to their ancient custom.”
“Love's but a frailty of the mind,
When 'tis not with ambition joined.”
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“Men are apt to offend ('tis true) where they find most goodness to forgive.”
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“Though marriage makes man and wife one flesh, it leaves 'em still two fools.”
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“Say what you will, ''''tis better to be left than never to have been loved.'''”
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“Ferdinand Mendez Pinto was but a type of thee, thou liar of the first magnitude.”
“Invention flags, his brain goes muddy,
And black despair succeeds brown study.”
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“Women are like tricks by sleight of hand,
Which, to admire, we should not understand.”
“For blessings ever wait on virtuous deeds,
And though a late, a sure reward succeeds.”
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“Defer not till tomorrow to be wise,
Tomorrow's sun to thee may never rise.
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“I find we are growing serious, and then we are in great danger of being dull.”
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“I warrant you, if he danced till doomsday, he thought I was to pay the piper.”
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“Uncertainty and expectation are the joys of life. Security is an insipid thing.”
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“They come together like the Coroner's Inquest, to sit upon the murdered reputations of the week.”
“It is the business of a comic poet to paint the vices and follies of human kind.”
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William Congreve on Love 3 quotes

“He that can't live upon love deserves to die in a ditch.”
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William Congreve on Beauty 2 quotes

“Beauty is the lover's gift.”
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William Congreve on Pleasure

“Who pleases one against his will.”
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William Congreve on Sound

“By magic numbers and persuasive sound.”
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William Congreve on Diamond

“Wit must be foiled by wit: cut a diamond with a diamond.”
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William Congreve on Ancestors

“I came up-stairs into the world; for I was born in a cellar.”

William Congreve on Quotations

“Thou art a retailer of phrases, and dost deal in remnants of remnants.”
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William Congreve on Pelicans

“What, wouldst thou have me turn pelican, and feed thee out of my own vitals?”
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William Congreve on Last Judgment

“I warrant you, if he danced till doomsday, he thought I was to pay the piper.”
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William Congreve on Wit

“I am a fool, I know it; and yet, Heaven help me, I'm poor enough to be a wit.”
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William Congreve on Stupidity

“I find we are growing serious, and then we are in great danger of being dull.”
William Congreve

William Congreve on Blessings

“For blessings ever wait on virtuous deeds, And though a late, a sure reward succeeds.”
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What William Congreve Said About Others

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William Congreve on Women 2 quotes

“Heaven has no rage like love to hatred turned, Nor hell a fury like a woman scorned.”
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William Congreve on Wives

“Thy wife is a constellation of virtues; she's the moon, and thou art the man in the moon.”
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William Congreve on Alexander the Great

“Having only that one hope, the accomplishment of it, of consequence, must put an end to all my hopes; and what a wretch is he who must survive his hopes! Nothing remains when that day comes, but to sit down and weep like Alexander, when he wanted other worlds to conquer.”
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William Makepeace Thackeray on William Congreve

“Mr Congreve... would make many brilliant hits – half a dozen in a night sometimes – but like sharpshooters, when they had fired their shot they were obliged to retire under cover till their pieces were loaded again.”
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“Never go to bed angry, stay up and fight.”

About William Congreve

William Congreve (24 January 1670 – 19 January 1729) was an English playwright and poet.