CHERUB Quotes

“Wikipedia: CHERUB”

“CHERUB: The Recruit”

“"You said I was allowed to get suspended."
"Yes," Ewart said. "But I didn't expect you to dunk a kid's head in a vat of baked beans. He's apparently got a nasty burn on his nose."”

“"As a matter of fact," Lauren said acidly, "the entire future of western civilisation depends upon me making a smiley face with this ketchup."
"You realise some poor sod has to clean all that up?" James said.”

“"You told me I did a good job when I got back from Nebraska House," Kyle whined.
"When you first got back, Kyle. Then two days later I hear from Jennifer Mitchum that the social workers want you punished. Something about filling someone's room up with sand and spraying Coke everywhere?"
"Oh, that," Kyle said. "The guy was a dick."”