Tom Stoppard Quotes (1937-)

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About Tom Stoppard

Sir Tom Stoppard OM CBE FRSL (born TomΓ‘Ε‘ Straussler; 3 July 1937) is a Czech-born British playwright and screenwriter, knighted in 1997.

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β€œMy life is marked by long silences.”
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β€œWake me up for breakfast, if I'm not dead.”
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β€œIt's the wanting to know that makes us matter.”
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β€œThe media. It sounds like a convention of spiritualists.”
β€œ(Falls down in a drunken stupor): Let's sit down.”
β€œIt’s not the voting that’s democracy, it’s the counting.”
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β€œPublic postures have the configuration of private derangement.”
β€œSince we cannot hope for order let us withdraw with style from the chaos.”
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β€œMy whole life is waiting for the questions to which I have prepared answers.”
β€œI write plays because dialogue is the most respectable way of contradicting myself.”
β€œI agree with everything you say, but I would attack to the death your right to say it.”
β€œBakunin: Act first! The ideas will follow, and if not β€” well, it's progress”
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β€œAlexander: How the world must have been changing while I was holding it still.”
β€œThe days of the digitals are numbered. The metaphor is built into them like a self-destruct mechanism.”
β€œI will take his secret to the grave, telling people along the way. Betrayal is no sin if it is whimsical.”
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β€œI still believe that if your aim is to change the world, journalism is a more immediate short-term weapon.”
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β€œRevolution is a trivial shift in the emphasis of suffering; the capacity for self-indulgence changes hands.”
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β€œAn essentially private man who wished his total indifference to public notice to be universally recognized.”
β€œIt is a defect of God's humour that he directs our hearts everywhere but to those who have a right to them.”
β€œIt seems pointless to be quoted if one isn't going to be quotable … it's better to be quotable than honest.”
β€œThe Church's idea of the good and the beautiful excludes sexual aberration, apart from chastity, I suppose because it's the rarest”
β€œI had no idea Gwendolen knew any foreign languages, and I am not sure that I approve. It's the sort of thing that can only broaden a girl's mind.”
β€œI'm showing an interest in your work. I thought you liked me showing an interest in your work. My showing. Save the gerund and screw the whale.”
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β€œMichael: "March here, march there, present arms, where's your cap?" β€” you've no idea, the whole Army's obsessed with playing at soldiers.”
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β€œI'd push the lot of you over a cliff myself. Except the one in the wheelchair, I think I'd lose the sympathy vote before people had time to think it through.”
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Tom Stoppard on Absurdism 3 quotes

β€œThere must have been a time, in the beginning, when we could have said – no. But somehow we missed it.”
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Tom Stoppard on Quotations

β€œIt's better to be quotable than to be honest.”
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Tom Stoppard on Power

β€œIf you were handed power on a plate you'd be left fighting over a plate.”
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Tom Stoppard on Nonsense

β€œA man talking sense to himself is no madder than a man talking nonsense not to himself.”
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Tom Stoppard on Attitude

β€œA healthy attitude is contagious; but don’t wait to catch it from others. Be a carrier.”
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Tom Stoppard on Atheism

β€œIncluding, I suppose, death. ... It's an interesting view of atheism, as a sort of crutch for those who can't bear the reality of God.”
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Tom Stoppard on Freedom of the press

β€œMilne: No matter how imperfect things are, if you've got a free press everything is correctable, and without it everything is concealable. Ruth: I'm with you on the free press. It's the newspapers I can't stand.”
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Tom Stoppard on Science

β€œIf you could stop every atom in its position and direction, and if your mind could comprehend all the actions thus suspended, then if you were really, really good at algebra you could write the formula for all the future; and although nobody can be so clever as to do it, the formula must exist just as if one could.”
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Tom Stoppard on Statistics

β€œThomasina: If there is an equation for a curve like a bell, there must be an equation for one like a bluebell, and if a bluebell, why not a rose? Do we believe nature is written in numbers? Septimus: We do. Thomasina: Then why do your shapes describe only the shapes of manufacture? Septimus: I do not know. Thomasina: Armed thus, God could only make a cabinet.”
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Tom Stoppard on Samuel Beckett

β€œThe prospect of reading Beckett's letters quickens the blood like no other's, and one must hope to stay alive until the fourth volume is safely delivered.”
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Tom Stoppard on Ted Hughes

β€œOrghast aims to be a leveller of audiences by appealing not to semantic athleticism but to the instinctive recognition of a "mental state" within a sound. One can hardly imagine a bolder challenge to the limits of narrative.”
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Source on Tom Stoppard

β€œ(Which writers β€” novelists, playwrights, critics, journalists, poets β€” working today do you admire most?) Tom Stoppard is in my pantheon. I just saw β€œLeopoldstadt” on Broadway, and was equally moved and impressed. (Moved to the point of sobbing, impressed to the point of continued hero worship.) His β€œArcadia” is my favorite play, and had a seismic impact on my writing.”

Misattributed Quotes

Quotes mistakenly credited to Tom Stoppard

β€œIt is better of course to know useless things than to know nothing.”
β€œMy work always tried to unite the true with the beautiful; but when I had to choose one or the other, I usually chose the beautiful.”
β€œBeauty is desired in order that it may be befouled; not for its own sake, but for the joy brought by the certainty of profaning it. [Elle est dΓ©sirΓ©e pour la salir. Non pour elle-mΓͺme, mais pour la joie goΓ»tΓ©e dans la certitude de la profaner.]”
β€œIf you carry your childhood with you, you never become older.”
β€œIf you associate enough with older people who do enjoy their lives, who are not stored away in any golden ghettos, you will gain a sense of continuity and of the possibility for a full life.”

About Tom Stoppard

Sir Tom Stoppard OM CBE FRSL (born TomΓ‘Ε‘ Straussler; 3 July 1937) is a Czech-born British playwright and screenwriter, knighted in 1997.