Samuel Johnson on Wives

“A man is in general better pleased when he has a good dinner upon his table, than when his wife talks Greek.”

“Being married to those sleepy-souled women is just like playing at cards for nothing: no passion is excited and the time is filled up. I do not, however, envy a fellow one of those honeysuckle wives for my part, as they are but creepers at best and commonly destroy the tree they so tenderly cling about.”