The Star staff on Pricasso
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“He uses his penis, scrotum and buttocks to create his masterpieces.”
“Pricasso can paint with either hand, but prefers using his nether regions. He has been painting this way for seven years and has painted ordinary people, celebrities and politicians.”
“He makes his own paint and does not suffer from any erectile dysfunction or infection.”
“What had sounded like a great idea in the newsroom, ended up being the longest and most embarrassing moment of my life. Cameras clicked away and Pricasso kept rubbing his bum with colours of purple, pink and orange against my likeness.”