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Mike Lange Quotes (1948-2025)
About Mike Lange
Mike Lange (March 3, 1948 – February 19, 2025) was an ice hockey play-by-play broadcaster for the Pittsburgh Penguins of the NHL. He is known for colorful and bizarre expressions. His common sayings are referred to as "Langeisms." Lange was inducted into the Hockey Hall of Fame on November 12, 2001. One of his most notable quotes were "scratch my back with a hacksaw".
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“Book 'em, Danno!”
“Look out, Loretta.”
“Hallelujah Hollywood!”
“Slap me silly, Sidney!”
“Oh no, Eddie Spaghetti!”
“Get that dog off my lawn!”
“She wants to sell my monkey!”
“Make me a milkshake, Malkin!”
“Michael, Michael, Motorcycle.”
“Scratch my back with a hacksaw!”
“He beat him like a rented mule.”
“He smoked him like a bad cigar!”
“Let's go hunt moose on a Harley!”
“Shave my face with a rusty razor!”
“He's got more moves than Mae West!”
“How much fried chicken can YOU eat?”
“Call Arnold Slick from Turtle Crick!”
“It's a... HOCKEY NIGHT in Pittsburgh!”
About Mike Lange
Mike Lange (March 3, 1948 – February 19, 2025) was an ice hockey play-by-play broadcaster for the Pittsburgh Penguins of the NHL. He is known for colorful and bizarre expressions. His common sayings are referred to as "Langeisms." Lange was inducted into the Hockey Hall of Fame on November 12, 2001. One of his most notable quotes were "scratch my back with a hacksaw".