Kingsley Amis Quotes (1922-1995)

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About Kingsley Amis

Sir Kingsley William Amis (16 April 1922 – 22 October 1995) was an English novelist, poet, critic, teacher, and father of novelist Martin Amis.

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β€œMore will mean worse.”
β€œThere isn't another other sex.”
β€œFriendship includes charity. But there's no charity in sex.”
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β€œNothing divided people more deeply than how they felt about cats.”
β€œMan's love is of man's life a thing apart;
Girls aren't like that.”
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β€œNobody, however learned, however wise, can stand in the way of regress.”
β€œ[T]here was no end to the ways in which nice things are nicer than nasty ones.”
β€œIt was no wonder that people were so horrible when they started life as children.”
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β€œThe rewards for being sane are not very many but knowing what's funny is one of them.”
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β€œA bad review may spoil your breakfast, but you shouldn't allow it to spoil your lunch.”
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β€œAny man in the company of two women is outnumbered four to one however amiable they may be.”
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β€œ'Shitty things are always simple. Same as great things. Patrick Standish, in conversation.'”
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β€œ[W]hat's the point of growing a beard if you're not going to be a little bit free and easy?”
β€œIt isn't class differences that keep people apart, it's thinking they bloody matter.”
β€œAs soon as originality became important, the days of artistic merit or excellence were numbered.”
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β€œThen, because it was every cinematic doctor's exit line, the doctor added, "I'll see myself out."”
β€œIf there's one word that sums up everything that's gone wrong since the War, it's Workshop. After Youth, that is.”
β€œ[I]t's human to choose any sort of path into the future rather than face the long road back to what you've left behind.”
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β€œThe real trouble with liars […] was that there could never be any guarantee against their occasionally telling the truth.”
β€œWe should be wrong to demand that a critic must stay on the point all the time; it is enough if he remains in orbit around it.”
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β€œPeople who sound insincere all the time […] should not expect others to notice the difference when they try to sound insincere.”
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β€œ'You're still the same girl. What people do doesn't change their nature.'
She shook her head.[…] 'What they do is their nature,' she said.”
β€œShould you revisit us
Stay a little longer
And get to know the place...
On local life we trust
The resident witness
Not the royal tourist.”
β€œIt had even occurred to him that sticking firmly to one girl could be unethically used to obtain exemption from the sometimes gruelling task of promiscuity.”
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β€œHe's taken to going off for hours at a time, wandering round those woods that lead off from the common apparently. Nothing there apart from trees and sexual maniacs.”

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Kingsley Amis on Cats

β€œNothing divided people more deeply than how they felt about cats.”
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Kingsley Amis on Lapsed Catholic

β€œHe was of the faith chiefly in the sense that the church he currently did not attend was Catholic.”

Kingsley Amis on Schadenfreude

β€œLife is mainly grief and labour. Two things get you through. Chortling when it hits your neighbour, Whingeing when it's you.”

Kingsley Amis on Human sexual activity

β€œIn the old days a lot of people, men as well as women, didn't quite know what to expect from sex so they didn't worry when it didn't work too well.”
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Kingsley Amis on The Man Who Was Thursday

β€œIt is not quite a political bad dream, or metaphysical adventure, or cosmic comedy in the form of a spy story, but it has something of all these. Anyway, it is unique, and also, what is not all that much easier to bring about, magnetically readable … James Bond and Gabriel Syme differ in innumerable ways, but they share a quality of romance, of color and chivalry, almost of myth, that attracts me a lot more deeply than anything about the down-to-earth and up-to-the-minute heroes of writers like Len Deighton and John Le CarrΓ©.”
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What Kingsley Amis Said About Others

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Kingsley Amis on R. S. Thomas

β€œHis example reduces most modern verse to footling whimsy.”
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Kingsley Amis on Girls

β€œMan's love is of man's life a thing apart; Girls aren't like that.”
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Kingsley Amis on H. G. Wells

β€œWells occupies an honoured place in science fiction. Without him, indeed, I can't see how any of it could have happened.”
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Kingsley Amis on George Orwell

β€œI often feel I will never pick up a book by Orwell again until I have read a frank discussion of the dishonesty and hysteria that mar some of his best work.”
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Kingsley Amis on Saul Bellow

β€œ[John D Macdonald] is by any standards a better writer than Saul Bellow, only MacDonald writes thrillers and Bellow is a human-heart chap, so guess who wears the top-grade laurels.”
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Kingsley Amis on Charles Dickens

β€œMy own experience in reading Dickens...is to be bounced between violent admiration and violent distaste almost every couple of paragraphs, and this is too uncomfortable a condition to be much alleviated by an inward recital of one's duty not to be fastidious, to gulp the stuff down in gobbets like a man.”
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About Kingsley Amis

Sir Kingsley William Amis (16 April 1922 – 22 October 1995) was an English novelist, poet, critic, teacher, and father of novelist Martin Amis.