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Kathy Griffin Quotes (1960-)
Actress, Actor
About Kathy Griffin
Kathleen "Kathy" Griffin (born November 4, 1960, in Oak Park, Illinois) is an Emmy-winning American stand-up comedian and actress. She has also been a voice actor and a red carpet commentator. Griffin has proclaimed herself a "D-list celebrity", and starred on her reality television series "Kathy Griffin - My Life on the D-List" from 2005 until 2010, for which she won an Emmy in both 2007 and 2008. Much of her stand-up humour is derived from her embellished encounters with notable celebrities.
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“I'm gonna be so hot, I'm gonna fuck myself!”
“Uma Thurman is there.......with her big bag of BS!”
“Oprah decides to go with her "friend", Gayle.”
“Don't you love the new crazy Britney, she's our new Liza.”
“Straight guys, this is your section, wake up (clap clap).”
“Do you know why I'm thin? Because I'm hungry ALL the time!”
“Because he loves pussy. Except it smells like fish!”
“I don't know about you, but I fucked a midget. I have secrets.”
“Because Oprah would be like "DID YOU DO COOOOCAAAAAAINE???"”
“She wouldn't shake my hand! I said "C'mon, be a gentleman".”
“You've got the two titans. Streisand. Oprah. Both strong black women.”
“I might imply in my act that Clay (Aiken) is a big, fat homo!”
“I am going after everybody. I'm going after Paltrow. Fuck her. Fuck her!”
“When you perform for the Army, they want dick jokes and they want em now!”
“(On William Shatner) He is like my favourite red-faced, bloated booze bag.”
“I had a run in with Whitney Houston, or as I call her, "Cracky." Allegedly.”
“(About Oprah Winfrey) She's very thin now, she's very cranky.....and very hungry!”
“4th booster f**kers. Oh, and CVS gave us EIGHT free Covid tests for getting boosted!”
“I actually share one thing with Whitney Houston, which is, I also have sweating issues.”
“You'll have to excuse my friend, Ryan. That's the first time he's ever touched a woman.”
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Kathy Griffin on Tennis
“I honestly don't understand it, because it's somebody hitting a ball to where you can't get it, but you want to get it. I think they should rethink it.”
About Kathy Griffin
Kathleen "Kathy" Griffin (born November 4, 1960, in Oak Park, Illinois) is an Emmy-winning American stand-up comedian and actress. She has also been a voice actor and a red carpet commentator. Griffin has proclaimed herself a "D-list celebrity", and starred on her reality television series "Kathy Griffin - My Life on the D-List" from 2005 until 2010, for which she won an Emmy in both 2007 and 2008. Much of her stand-up humour is derived from her embellished encounters with notable celebrities.