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Judith Sheindlin Quotes (1942-)
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About Judith Sheindlin
Judith Sheindlin (born October 21, 1942) is an American lawyer, judge, TV personality and author, best known to the public as Judge Judy after her internationally popular daytime TV program of the same name. She is well-known for her sharp tongue and no-nonsense wit. Her bailiff on the show is Petri Hawkins-Byrd.
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“PUT YOUR HAND DOWN!”
“(To a law student) Does the word "shyster" mean anything to you?”
“Let me tell you something: if you live to be a hundred, you'll never be as smart as I am in one finger.”
“I don't care about your stress! You should care about my stress; I'm older than you are! (25 Aug 2016 show)”
“If I could fine you for stupid, I would fine you for stupid. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vIZrjbP0BZY”
“DON'T SPEAK! See how fast I can get the smile off your face? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1cYWq1bm_Q”
“Don't be a wise guy in here, sir. There's only one wise person in here - and that's Byrd. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37tcUYWijiw”
“I don't care whether you had a 30-day notice, a 3-day notice, or a partridge in a pear tree! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vIZrjbP0BZY”
“to a defendant raising his hand to speak while plaintiff is speaking: You wanna lose, fast? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZHLf_kXgeU”
“Let me tell you something. This is my playpen, and I get the last word. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xn3kw50kS0&feature=related”
“Let me explain something to you, Fresh Mouth: I'm the only one who makes jokes. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BIYBki9QTZw&feature=related”
“said on nearly every episode, when interrupted by a litigant: I'm speaking! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BIYBki9QTZw&feature=related”
About Judith Sheindlin
Judith Sheindlin (born October 21, 1942) is an American lawyer, judge, TV personality and author, best known to the public as Judge Judy after her internationally popular daytime TV program of the same name. She is well-known for her sharp tongue and no-nonsense wit. Her bailiff on the show is Petri Hawkins-Byrd.