Jacob on Breaking Dawn
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“Jeez, she was running true to form. Of course, die for the monster spawn. It was so Bella.”
“"Have you heard this one, Psycho? How do a blonde's brain cells die? [... A] blonde's brain cells die alone."”
“"S'not so hard to erase a blonde's memory," I countered. "Just blow in her ear." "Get some new jokes," she snapped.”
“Seth, are you gonna get mad at me if I kill your sister? He pretended to think about it for a minute. Well... yeah, probably.”
“"Hey, do you know what you call a blonde with a brain?" I asked, and then continued on the same breath, "a golden retriever."”
“It was really too bad [Edward] couldn't hear Bella's thoughts. Then he'd annoy the crap out of her, too, and she'd get tired of him.”
“"You know how you drown a blonde, Rosalie?" I asked without stopping or turning to look at her. "Glue a mirror to the bottom of a pool."”
“"You're scared of Leah, but you're best buds with the psychopath blonde?" There was a low hiss from the second floor. Cool, she'd heard me.”
“From upstairs, there was a new sound. The only sound that could touch me in this endless instant. A frantic pounding, a racing beat... A changing heart.”
“"I told you—," I started to say. "Did you know that 'I told you so' has a brother, Jacob?" she asked, cutting me off. "His name is 'Shut the hell up.'"”
“This was the problem with hanging out with vampires — you got used to them. They started messing up the way you saw the world. They started feeling like friends.”
“Carlisle Cullen. Looking at him without that hate clouding my eyes, I couldn't deny that killing him was murder. He was good. Good as any human we protected. Maybe better. Too much better.”
“"Bella's supposed to be a grown-up. Married and a mom and all that. Shouldn't there be more dignity?" Renesmee frowned, and touched Edward's face. "What does she want?" I asked. "Less dignity," Edward said with a grin.”
“I'd seen him angry, and I'd seen him arrogant, and once I'd seen him in pain. But this — this was beyond agony. His eyes were half-crazed. [...] He stared down at the couch beside him with an expression like someone had lit him on fire.”
“I could see that now — how the universe swirled around this one point. I'd never seen the symmetry of the universe before, but now it was plain. The gravity of the earth no longer tied me to the place where I stood. It was the baby girl in the blonde vampire's arms that held me here now. Renesmee.”