Brother Theodore Quotes (1906-2001)

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Brother Theodore

About Brother Theodore

Theodore Isidore Gottlieb (November 11, 1906 – April 5, 2001), known as Brother Theodore, was a German-born American actor and comedian known for rambling, stream-of-consciousness monologues which he called "stand-up tragedy". He was a man described as "Boris Karloff, surrealist Salvador Dalí, Nijinsky and Red Skelton…simultaneously".

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“I never answer my telephone unless it rings.”
“Ladies and gentlemen, I resent this applause.”
Brother Theodore
“If only the Earth would open and swallow you up.”
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“I am squirming with delight to meet an intellectual colossus.”
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“Years and years of marriage prepared me for years and years of divorce.”
Brother Theodore

About Brother Theodore

Theodore Isidore Gottlieb (November 11, 1906 – April 5, 2001), known as Brother Theodore, was a German-born American actor and comedian known for rambling, stream-of-consciousness monologues which he called "stand-up tragedy". He was a man described as "Boris Karloff, surrealist Salvador Dalí, Nijinsky and Red Skelton…simultaneously".