The Ritz Quotes
1976 films, Comedy films, Films based on plays, 1970s American films, LGBT-related films
Top Quotes
“I'm going straight.”
“Plastic Puerto Ricans!”
“Who the hell was that?!”
“...your key to hilarity.”
“Paul B. Price - Claude Perkins”
“Jerry Stiller - Carmine Vespucci”
“[amazed] Ronald Reagan?!”
“Jelly roll, baby! You're my jelly roll man!”
“Hiding out from the Mafia can be an awful drag!”
“[screams and curses in Spanish] My hairs! Not my hairs!”
“The funny season begins when you check in for a night at The Ritz.”
“No rain, he tells me. No rain, he says. No rain! Fucking weather man!”
“It's like some strange heterosexual gypsy curse was put on this place!”
“Customer: Did they ever put you on 4? It's Siberia up there!”
“Do I look like someone who would try to pass a bad check? Yeah? Yeah, of course I do!”
“There will be an orgy beginning in room 340 in exactly 4 minutes! Orgy in 340, 4 minutes!”
“Rotten Tomatoes: The Ritz”
“John Everson - Tiger”
“Chubby chaser. Hey, that's pretty funny. Unless you happen to be the chubby they're chasing.”