The Cable Guy Quotes
1996 films, 1990s American films, Films directed by Ben Stiller, Black comedy films, Comedy-drama films, Satire films, Films about television, Films about stalking, Cult films
Top Quotes
“Earl Kovacs”
“Robin Harris”
“Steven Kovacs”
“I'll juice ya up!”
“He’s a real live wire”
“Are you ready to get wired?”
“Once you're hooked... you're his”
“There's no such thing as free cable”
“He came... He saw... He tormented...”
“For Steven Kovacs, the price of cable is about to go up.”
“I can be your best friend or your enemy. You seem to prefer the latter.”
“I just wanna hang out! NO BIG DEEEEEAAAALLL!!!”
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“The blue knight rules! The red knight sucks the big one! Down, down, down. Right knight goin' down. Down, down, down. Right knight goin' down.”
“Dry land is not a myth. I've seen it. Kevin Costner. Waterworld. I don't know what the big fuss is about. I saw that movie nine times. It rules!”
“Hey, Steve. I'm on a pay phone, so if you're there, pick it up. Pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up. Well OK, call me back.”