Terry Pratchett's Hogfather Quotes
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“Go away, I don't do that stuff anymore.”
“His name is Bilius. He's the Oh God of Hangovers.”
“Applesauce.”
“Do YOU Believe?”
“Mr. Sideney: It's a very enemy-friendly spell. Sir.”
“Man: Ye gods, there's a girl out here with a poker!”
“I AM last minute stuff.”
“Could I give you a hand?.”
“Oh, yes, and um...Ho Ho Ho.”
“Twyla: Susan says, don't get afraid, get angry.”
“(To Mr. Teatime, as she slaps him): Hi, inner child, I'm the inner babysitter.”
“Onwards, Binky, to the Hogfather's Castle of Bones.”
“(To monster): Go away and stop bothering me.”
“Banjo: (flinging Mr. Teatime toward a fatal fall) No pulling girls' hair. That's bad!”
“Mr. Brown: There you are, I've unlocked it. (Banjo pushes the door in) And Banjo's opened it.”
“I don't know if you noticed, Albert, but that was a pune, or play on words.”
“You might think I'd already thought of that, but I couldn't possibly comment.”
“Wikipedia: Terry Pratchett's Hogfather”
“There has to be something in the stocking that makes a noise. Otherwise, what is 4:30 A.M. for?”
“Ridcully: In my day, when I was an undergraduate, I wouldn't have been studying on Hogswatchnight. It's just not natural. I'd have been sick twice by now...”