Superhero Movie Quotes

“I'll drive.”

“What are you doing?”

“Aah, stop you idiot!”

“I just shat my pants.”

“You did surgery on me?”

“Because he can do this!”

“Are you frickin' insane?!”

“Get the fire extinguisher!”

“I met a guy at Craigslist.”

“Get a blanket or something!”

“You have an incredible ass!”

“I met a girl at Craigslist.”

“Dude, you're on my gargoyle.”

“No, it's not your dead wife.”

“Those are Celine Dion lyrics!”

“I think I have...superpowers!”

“Don't forget about the bitches.”

“With great power comes hot bitches.”

“How do I know that baby's even mine?!”

“Why yes. This is, healthy cough blood.”