Stay Tuned (film) Quotes
1992 films, 1990s American films, Satire films, Adventure films, Fantasy films, Films about television, Films directed by Peter Hyams
Top Quotes
“Something weird is on the air.”
“A comedy-adventure from the other side of the screen.”
“[about TV hell] Screw up in here, and you're dead meat.”
“The devil has come for your soul...before a live studio audience.”
“The Knables have signed up for a cable system that's out of this world...literally.”
“What could be worse than no television for a week? Try Hellevision for 24 hours.”
“Pierce: [after Spike is caught in the TV] I get his parking space.”
“You're about to experience the wildest day you ever sat through. Bet your remote control on it.”
“[to Roy about being on TV] You wanted to live in a TV fantasy? Well, you got your wish.”
“[assessing her situation] Dynamite!? He's going to hit me with a train and blow me up? Roy!!!”
“[on the Star Trek-like show] Greetings, Captain Roy. Our remotes are synchronized. So wherever you go, I go. Enjoy the attack.”
“Most people would love to get into television. Helen and Roy Knable are on borrowed time to get out of it...before they're cancelled for good.”
“Crowley: [to Roy and Helen] We did it! We beat Spike! Oh, I would have given an arm and a leg to see this! In fact, I already did!”