Stay Tuned (film) Quotes

“Something weird is on the air.”

“A comedy-adventure from the other side of the screen.”

“[about TV hell] Screw up in here, and you're dead meat.”

“The devil has come for your soul...before a live studio audience.”

“The Knables have signed up for a cable system that's out of this world...literally.”

“What could be worse than no television for a week? Try Hellevision for 24 hours.”

“Pierce: [after Spike is caught in the TV] I get his parking space.”

“Stay Tuned (film)”

“You're about to experience the wildest day you ever sat through. Bet your remote control on it.”

“[to Roy about being on TV] You wanted to live in a TV fantasy? Well, you got your wish.”

“[assessing her situation] Dynamite!? He's going to hit me with a train and blow me up? Roy!!!”

“[on the Star Trek-like show] Greetings, Captain Roy. Our remotes are synchronized. So wherever you go, I go. Enjoy the attack.”

“Most people would love to get into television. Helen and Roy Knable are on borrowed time to get out of it...before they're cancelled for good.”

“Crowley: [to Roy and Helen] We did it! We beat Spike! Oh, I would have given an arm and a leg to see this! In fact, I already did!”