Splash (film) Quotes
1984 films, 1980s American films, Fantasy films, Romantic comedy films, Mermaid films, Screenplays by Babaloo Mandel, Screenplays by Lowell Ganz, Films directed by Ron Howard
Top Quotes
“Tom Hanks - Allen Bauer”
“I was right. Behold, the mermaid!”
“I'm a really nice guy. If I had friends you could ask them.”
“It just so happens I come from a very long line of married people.”
“Allen Bauer thought he'd never find the right woman... He was only half wrong!”
“Daryl Hannah - Madison”
“Bobby Di Cicco - Jerry”
“John Candy - Freddie Bauer”
“Wikipedia: Splash (film)”
“Howard Morris - Dr. Zidell”
“Dody Goodman - Mrs. Stimler”
“Rotten Tomatoes: Splash”
“Shecky Greene - Mr. Buyrite”
“Richard B. Shull - Dr. Ross”
“Eugene Levy - Dr. Walter Kornbluth”
“She was the woman of Allen's dreams. She had large dark eyes, a beautiful smile, and a great pair of fins.”
“Internet Movie Database (IMDb): Splash”
“I suppose you're just some harmless beachcomber who happens to wear a tuxedo! How dare you try and horn in on someone else's research!”
“Freddie: [excitedly waves an issue of Penthouse magazine] They published my letter. Here it is, "A lesbian no more". They published my letter.”
“[while standing naked in a tank with wires trailing from his body] I am not a fish! How many times do I have to tell you people that? Now, will you just let me outta here? Please? Huh? People?”