Smokey and the Bandit Quotes
1977 films, Chase films, Crime films, 1970s American films, Road comedy films, Films about automobiles, Films directed by Hal Needham, Country music films
Top Quotes
“Sally Field — Carrie”
“Burt Reynolds — Bo "the Bandit" Darville”
“You got the one Snowman! I'm eastbound and down!”
“Paul Williams (songwriter) — Little Enos Burdette”
“What we're dealing with here is a complete lack of respect for the law.”
“Hold up on that carwash there, gentlemen. (to boys stripping Carrie's car)”
“Time to take to the road, for a quiet little drive in the country...or not.”
“[Carrie is hyperly saying she wants to jump something in the car] Oh, jump me.”
“[Over radio to Sheriff Justice] I can't lie to you, Sheriff. You're too good a man.”
“Mike Henry — Junior”
“Jerry Reed — Cledus "Snowman" Snow”
“Wikipedia: Smokey and the Bandit”
“Rotten Tomatoes: Smokey and the Bandit”
“Pat McCormick — Big Enos Burdette”
“[On the CB radio, about his dog] I'm gettin' worried about Fred here, he's lookin' a little thin in the skin!”
“Junior: [Chasing after his father, who is driving after the Bandit] Who's gonna hold your hat?!”
“Apology accepted. Now, [a truck passes by, blowing its air horn and conveniently obscuring his profanity] fuck off.”
“[Responding to a policeman who was unable to stop Bandit at a roadblock] You sumbitches couldn't close an umbrella!”
“Internet Movie Database (IMDb): Smokey and the Bandit”
“[to Big and Little Enos] Oh, I love your suits. It must be a bitch finding suits size 68 extra fat and a 12 dwarf.”