Showtime (film) Quotes

“Mos Def as Lazy Boy”

“Rene Russo as Chase Renzi”

“William Shatner as Himself”

“Eddie Murphy as Officer Trey Sellars”

“Robert De Niro as Detective Mitch Preston”

“Drena De Niro as Annie”

“Wikipedia: Showtime (film)”

“Pedro Damián as Cesar Vargas”

“Internet Movie Database (IMDb): Showtime”

“[before confessional camera] Do you feel lucky, punk? Well, do you? I'm too old for this shit. Go on, I dare you.”

“[addressing schoolchildren as part of a show and tell on police officers] Being a policeman is not what you see on TV. I've never had to pick between the red and blue wires. Never seen a police car flip and cause other cars to burst into flames. Never had to jump across rooftops. I investigate crimes, track leads and sit in court. It's difficult, tedious work, and you won't get rich. But I've done it for years. I'm a detective. That's what I do. If you break the law, I'll do all I can to hunt you down and put you behind bars. I won't say that I succeed every time. But I try to make sure that if you do the crime, you'll do time. Any questions?”