Semi-Pro Quotes
2008 films, 2000s American films, American sports comedy films, American basketball films, Films set in Michigan
Top Quotes
“Let's get Tropical!”
“SOMEBODY HIT SOMEBODY!”
“Will Arnett - Lou Redwood”
“EVERYBODY LOVE EVERYBODY!”
“The Greatest Fro on Earth.”
“Woody Harrelson – Ed Monix”
“Will Ferrell – Jackie Moon”
“Putting the funk into the dunk.”
“You...motherfucking cocksuckers!”
“Jay Phillips – Scootsie Double Day”
“It feels like I got cat piss in my eyes!”
“GODDAMN IT, VAKIDIS, LEARN FUCKIN' ENGLISH!”
“I'm so excited, I can't even...feel my arms!”
“(to Monix) I wish you were still a washing machine!”
“Get the funk outta my face. Get. The. Funk. Outta My Face.”
“Heaven wants us to win this game! I'LL BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN!”
“If you see a possum, try to kill it. It's not a pet.”
“Clarence Coffee Black: Who the fuck is Bambi?”
“SUCK MY COCK, I'LL MURDER YOUR FAMILY!”
“Cornelius Banks: Ohhhh, I did get shot!”