Punchline (film) Quotes
1988 films, 1980s American films, Romantic comedy films, Comedy-drama films, Films set in New York City, Films about comedians
Top Quotes
“Tom Hanks - Steven Gold”
“John Goodman - John Krytsick”
“Sally Field - Lilah Krytsick”
“It only hurts when you LAUGH!”
“Dying is easy. Comedy is hard.”
“We are all God's animated cartoons.”
“Oh okay, so I'm not funny, SHOOT ME!”
“Albert Emperato: You don't want carpet! You want an area rug!”
“Mark Rydell - Romeo”
“If you're sending someone down, you better send him fast - 'cuz funny Steve's going under.”
“Damon Wayans - Percy”
“Mac Robbins - Billy Lane”
“Paul Mazursky - Arnold”
“Kim Greist - Madeline Urie”
“Wikipedia: Punchline (film)”
“Taylor Negron - Albert Emperato”
“Internet Movie Database (IMDb): Punchline”
“Stand-Up Comic: [doing an impression of Ghandi's mother] Please, sweetheart... just a sandwich?”
“Hello, my name is Lilah Krytsick, and on our wedding night, my husband gave me something very long and hard... a new name.”
“Don't be scared, 'cuz I'm funny Steve... with a lampshade on his head. Singing and dancing, for your entertainment, his own rendition of "Singin' in the Rain"!”