Pootie Tang Quotes

“Too cool for words”

“Jennifer Coolidge - Ireenie”

“Chris Rock - JB/Radio DJ/Pootie's Father”

“Dirty Dee: Yeah! Hahahaha! Sepatown my ass!”

“Trucky: You can't hurt a ho with a belt... they like that shit.”

“Trucky: Dirty Dee is still dirty because he's Dirty Dee, dammit!”

“"Pootie Tang-A" appears as a white man dressed in black face posing as Pootie Tang”

“J.B. Smoove - Trucky”

“Wikipedia: Pootie Tang”

“Wanda Sykes - Biggie Shorty”

“Robert Vaughn - Dick Lecter”

“Rotten Tomatoes: Pootie Tang”

“Lance Crouther - Pootie Tang”

“Internet Movie Database (IMDb): Pootie Tang”

“Trucky: It was incredible! Only the third time a man had been mauled by a gorilla at that steel mill!”

“Trucky: He was rejuvenated. You hear that? Rejuvenated. He was juvenated before, lost it... and got juvenated again. Rejuvenated!”

“Biggie Shorty: Just 'cause a girl like to dress fancy and stand on the street corner near some whores, you automatically think she's hookin'?”

“As a child, Pootie Tang has his mother die and his father raise him just briefly. His father gives him a "magic" belt - the very same belt he's disciplined with - on his deathbed.”

“"Pootie Tang-A" appears as a white man dressed in black face posing as Pootie Tang, selling Lecter Corp. products. Dozens of fake Pooties suddenly show up.
Dirty Dee: Pootie Tang! I come to call you out, maggoty eatin' bitch!
Pootie Tang: You ain't come one, but many tine tanies!
Pootie Tang: Cole me on the panny sty.
Bob Costas: ...I'm sorry. What was that?
Pootie Tang: Cole — Cole me on the panny sty.
Bob Costas: What the hell are you talking about?
Pootie Tang: ...Cole me down on the panny sty?
Bob Costas: Ohhhh, cole me down on the panny sty! All right!”

“"Camietowns a biddie; wapatah to the bammies on the Pannie Stai! Cigarettes/Fast food = Netatai Baddy!" - an example of Pootie Tang's idiosyncratic speech offered early in the film. A PSA ad aimed at children is so effective, it launches the plot. Corporate America - embodied in Dave Atell, and "Lecter Corp." - attempts to seize Pootie's voice (20,000,000 USD is offered) which Pootie refuses on moral grounds ("That's a canapan to the semachai") with a "nay-no" [see below]]. Pootie refuses to "wah-da-tah to the shama cow", interpreted generally as Pootie will not succumb to any corporation's will [needs citation]. Irene "Hoochie Ma Chicken Head" is unleashed by Lecter Corp. to seek Pootie and steal his "magic" belt. In the tradition the solitary hero - Odysseus, Cuchulainn, and so on - Pootie has friends, not be relied on for sustenance, but friends nevertheless. Wanda Sykes plays one such friend - the classic "hooker with the heart of gold" who isn't actually a hooker - who hosts parties not even "air can get into" without an invitation. Although Pootie Tang speaks in a completely unintelligible jive, everyone he meets seems to understand him. Here are some examples of his vocabulary: {| class="wikitable" |- |Ranacan || to party |- |Bata shane, my dillie?" || said to "Biggie Shorty" (Wanda Sykes), regarding a party. |- |"Pootie Tang's Tinie" || the bar where Pootie Tang is summoned to sing. |- | "Capatown." || many interpretations and usages, yet in many instances means "Calm down now" in a friendly manner |- |cama cama leepa chai || refusal on moral grounds |- |"Bammies." || many interpretations and usages, yet usually refers to normal acquaintances |- |"Leepa tine on my clemmon dees. Penna tine on my damie kays; Ima crighty pooster, ima crighty pooster!" || not clear, but celebrated by his audience. |- | "Sa Da Tay." || generally positive interpretations |- | "Wa Da Tah." || many interpretations and usages, yet usually is a confirmation statement like "that's for sure!" or "I agree" |- | "Don't bane the dillies!" || may be either a euphemism for "practice safe sex" or "stop gang violence" (not actually said by Pootie, but said by announcer in one of Pootie's PSAs) |- | "Lee ba Time." || possibly "watch and find out" |- | "Tipi Tais." || generally accepted as "kids" or "children" |- | "Dirty Dee, you're a baddy daddy lamatai tabby chai!" || a threat, an insult, or both |- | "What's the Dabble Dee?" || generally accepted as "What's the matter?" |- | "May I dane on the cherries, Mama Dee?" || "Mother, would it be acceptable for me to have some more peas?" |- | "Main Damie." || generally accepted as "Best Friend" |- | "Well Bob, I'm a pone tony." || explains his achievement in many diverse fields |- | "I'm going to sine your pitty on the runny kine!" || a warning to his enemies of impending punishment; also used to smooth-talk the ladies |- | "My Dilly." || seems to refer to a female "Damie"; he refers to Biggie Shorty as his Dilly |- | "Nay-no" || "no," as in "I gotta say the Nay-no, my brotha" |- | "Cole me down on the panny sty" || Pootie's way of indicating complicity and friendship in his listener |- | "Cole me on the panny sty." || Almost identical to the above, but gravely different in meaning. "Cole me on the panny sty" is insultingly nonsensical, as shown by the reaction of Bob Costas. |- | "You ain't come one, but many tine tanies" || Pootie's way of saying "You didn't just bring yourself, you brought your whole crew to back you up", implying cowardice towards his listener |- | Pootie tang. || the expression itself is a slang way of saying "pretty thing", whether said sincerely or when ridiculing a conceited person. |- | Roun on the crowny town. || Expressing excitement having grown a single stalk of corn. |}”