Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 Quotes
2015 films, Sequel films
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“Holy crawfish!”
“Help someone today!”
“Not today, death! Not today!”
“Always bet on Blart.”
“If we live, I'm not going to UCLA.”
“Khan: I came straight from a haircut.”
“Divina: Your uniform as requested, Officer Blart.”
“Saul: Paul...can you step up to the plate and save us?”
“[from trailer] Come on, Dad. It's a vacation. Try to enjoy it.”
“Vincent: Unacceptable. [referring to Paul Blart] Kill him.”
“I don't drink. But I do ride! [slaps horse's butt, then horse kicks him into a car]”
“Margaret: [final words] Oh, there's my paper. [gets run over by a milk truck]”
“It looks like we've come to a fork in the road. [shoots the vibrating fork like a bow-and-arrow]”
“Wikipedia: Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2”
“We are trained to detect, deter, observe, and report. But one day, 6 years ago, a man did more than that. And I AM THAT MAN!”