Outrageous Fortune (film) Quotes

“Shelley Long - Lauren Aames”

“George Carlin - Frank Madras”

“Bette Midler - Sandy Brazinsky”

“You know what I'll bet? I'll bet you haven't been laid in about a year!”

“Michael was not a guy, other guys would've made fun of in a locker room, OK!”

“(Screaming at a payphone that swallowed her change)"GIVE ME BACK MY FUCKIN' QUARTER!"”

“She's gotta get on this plane! There's a kidney in Kansas City that's not getting any fresher!”

“Anthony Heald - Weldon”

“John Schuck - Agent Atkins”

“Peter Coyote - Michael Sanders”

“(Noticing that Sandy is about to make another phone call): NO! Stop! Do not screech at another person!”

“Chris McDonald - George”

“Lauren: Oh my god, he's just a child.
Sandy: At least rape's out!”

“Robert Prosky - Stanislav Korzenowski”

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“Sandy: You'd better tell her the name, she's kinda cranky.
Lauren: Yeah....I got my period!”

“This guy in the morgue.....whoever he is.....he's got a.....does the phrase needle dick, the bug fucker mean anything to you?”

“(After tying up famed theater teacher/Russian spy Stanislaw Korzenowski): How dare you defraud the legitimate theatre community of New York City!”

“Sandy: Oh my, that kind of evening?
Lauren: Well, not the kind you're used to. No money changed hands!”