M*A*S*H (film) Quotes

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“M*A*S*H Hysteria”

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“M*A*S*H Gives A D*A*M*N.”

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“Take care of the squirrels.”

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“Bobby Troup as Staff Sergeant Gorman”

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“How do ya like them apples, Charlie?”

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“Ken Prymus as Private First Class Seidman”

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“Let's give him a sexy scar, huh? Fantastic.”

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“Dawne Damon as Lieutenant Wilma "Scorch" Storch”

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“Tamara Horrocks as Captain Bridget "Knocko" McCarthy”

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“[in the middle of sex] Oh, Frank, strangle me!”

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“Capt. Bandini: Something in a marshmallow?”

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“[to Hawkeye] I like to think of the army as my home.”

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“Baby we're gonna see some stitching like you never saw before.”

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“[to Henry] This isn't a hospital, it's an insane asylum!”

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“SSG Gorman: [Repeated line] Goddam Army...”

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“Alright men, we're not here to sell lemonade, we're here to practice!”

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“I'm a fairy. A victim of latent homosexuality. I've turned into a fairy.”

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