Kronk's New Groove Quotes

“The Emperor's New School”

“The Emperor's New Groove”

“Welcome to my new secret lab!”

“Big load of happy, coming through!”

“Right now, it's Kronk's turn to be in the limelight.”

“[looking at the souvenir photo; disappointed] Rats, my eyes are closed.”

“I need gold, Kronk! [realizes what she said; laughs evilly] I mean, you need gold.”

“You see, Papi, you may look at my life and think I've got nothing, but the truth is I've got everything.”

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“Step right up, ladies and gentlemen! It's finally arrived. The cure for everything that ails you. Yzma's Young and Beautiful!”

“Papi didn't approve. He said if I didn't get serious, I'd never amount to anything. But nothing I ever did was good enough for him.”

“So, right about now, you're probably wondering, "Hey, where's that emperor guy?" Wella-wella-boom, baby! Kuzco here, coming to you live from the palace.”

“Why?! Why is this happening?! I just don't understand. It just doesn't make any sense. Was it loop over, loop under and pull, or loop under, loop over and pull?”

“Boom, baby! Like how I weaseled myself in the movie? Nice. (Kronk: Kuzco?) How you doing, hot stuff? (Kronk: Hot stuff?)”

“I've finally done it, Kronk. I've created the elixir of life. The answer to everyone's prayers. Behold the fountain of youth in a bottle! [thunder crashes] Regular and diet.”

“Stand back! Don't make me use this! [takes out her potion] (Kronk: Your cough medicine?) No! My most fiendishly diabolical potion ever! When I drink this, you won't be able to lay a finger on me!”

“You don't want to let a guy like Papi down, or you'll get one of these. The Cold Shoulder, the Frenzied Eyebrow, the Grimace of Doom, the Sneer of Despair, the Crippling Wince of Guilt, the Scowl of Impending Wrath, and worst of all, the Nostril Flare of Total Rejection.”

“Doing good cost me my dream house. And then… (Mata: Don't tell me.) It cost me my girl. (Mata: I said, don't tell me.) These oven mitts were the last thing she touched, other than my fragile heart… Before she walked out of my life.”

“It's a scam! Her potion's a fake! She's selling snake oil, people! Wake up! Oh, you saw it already, huh? Well, smarty, I bet you didn't see this! [camera zooms in on Yzma's armpit hairs] Oh, yikes! That is gonna haunt me in my nightmares. Can we just move on, please? Guy in the booth! Now!”