Hot Rod (film) Quotes
2007 films, Comedy films, 2000s American films
Top Quotes
“Cool beans.”
“You're a pussy.”
“So, cool beans?”
“You're the devil!”
“Rod, are you okay?”
“Old man, young heart!”
“Life's Short, Stunt it!”
“I need to go to my quiet place!”
“Have fun being married to SATAN!”
“Who wants to see me do a BIG-ASS STUNT!!!”
“Play the victim and you will be the victim.”
“Hahahahahahahaa... I'ma go drop some dumpage.”
“Don't you EVER try to tell me how to live my life AGAIN!”
“My balls itch more than a flea on a jack russel terrier!”
“Never—sneak up on a man who's been in a chemical fire.”
“[singing] Please believe, I do my laundry with no pants on!”
“I'd rather die than live in a world where I can't kick your ass.”
“I'm freakin pumped! I've been drinking green tea all goddamn day!”
“I'm officially kicking off Phase Two: Operation Fiscal Jackhammer.”
“It's bouncing around the Web like a beach ball at a Nickelback concert.”