Hercules Returns Quotes
1993 films, 1990s Australian films, Comedy films, Cult films
Top Quotes
“This looks like a job for Hercules.”
“The original, classic, theatrical release.”
“Oi, oi! I'm talking to you, you rude bugger!”
“What is that man doing with his hand on my Labia?”
“You know, you're not as stupid as you look Muriel.”
“[singing] Tie a yellow ribbon round the old oak tree...”
“Narrator: Labia and Testiculi, destined to be joined together.”
“''[to Sir Michael Kent]' Yo! Bullet head! Get back down there so we can finish doing the film!”
“Wikipedia: Hercules Returns”
“Get real, mum, I'm not marrying someone with bigger tits than me. He looks like a condom full of walnuts.”
“Chicken: Cluck, cluck...Oh fuck, missed me cue.”
“Internet Movie Database (IMDb): Hercules Returns”
“Sprocket: You couldn't organize a fart at a curry-eating contest!”
“Sampson: What would I want with a beautiful young thing when I've got you, eh?”
“Machismo: Get your hand off my left tit. I'll fight you on one condition that you lower your nipples.”
“Charlie:You are going to fight him and that's that, there's no way out of it! When your God tells you to beat the shit out of somebody, you do it. That's when religion is all about!”