Half Baked Quotes

1998 films, Comedy films, Stoner films

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“A comedy about best buds!”

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“Kenny's Sweet Virgin ASS!”

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“Abba Zabba....You're my only friend”

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“I got some booty, I got some booty!”

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“You guys smoke ENTIRELY too much reefer.”

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“Ahhhh this motherfucker said ice cream, B!”

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“They'll do anything to save their best bud.”

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“I'm sexy... I'm a scholar... people like me”

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[Thurgood when finished with work] Free!!”

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Kenny: Ya hear that? I'm somebody's bitch!”

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Sir-Smoke-Alot: Doctor says I need a back-iotomy!”

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“Warning: this movie may cause the munchies, cotton mouth, and memory loss!”

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Sir-Smoke-Alot: I'm impotent, man! Get away from me, bitch!”

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“Abracadabra? That`s the newest slang, all the kids are saying it! Abracadabra my nigga!”

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“Wikipedia: Half Baked

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“I, myself, am a master of the custodial arts..or a janitor if you wanna be a dick about it.”

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“Let me tell you something: I love weed. I love it! But not as much as I love pussy!”

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“Rotten Tomatoes: Half Baked

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Nasty Nate: So the next time I come for you, I'm gonna want some cocktail...FRUIT!”

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“Internet Movie Database (IMDb): Half Baked

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