Friday the 13th (2009 film) Quotes
2009 films, 2000s American films, Slasher films, Remake films, Teen films, Serial killer films, Summer camps in films, Reboot films
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“Friday the 13th”
“Shoot the boot!”
“I'm close, baby!”
“Welcome to Crystal Lake.”
“Your tits are stupendous!”
“Jason lives. Many will die.”
“Your tits are like... so juicy babe!”
“Prepare for the day everyone fears...”
“This better not go on the fucking internet...”
“Hey Mikey, wear a condom! An extra small one.”
“Oh my God, babies have more space in the uterus.”
“[looking at a stuffed bobcat] That is a fierce pussy.”
“Oh, you like that? You like the balls in your hand, huh?”
“Fine. To all the felching, welching, pussies of the world!”
“There's something in there. Looks like some kind of a doll.”
“I don't care about your damn lip, this is a family heirloom!”
“Well, you do know how to make a girl feel special, don't you?”
“They don't call me the "wood wizard" because I masturbate a lot.”
“Are you looking for this? Because, uh, it completes your outfit.”
“[sees Jason unmasked] What the fu-? That shit ain't fuckin' right dude!”