Freddy Got Fingered Quotes

“Don't rub on Mr. Lee!”

“Ding-dong! Ding-dong!”

“Get inside the animals!”

“I have sensitive knees.”

“Look at me, Daddy, I'm a farmer!”

“40 million fucking Deutsche mark.”

“I say Geneva, and you hear Helsinki?!”

“This time you can't change the channel.”

“You can't hurt me, not with my cheese helmet!”

“I want to try the horsey, I want to try the horsey!”

“This is a fancy restaurant, this is a fancy restaurant!”

“What in the name of sweet breakfast meats are you doing?”

“Policewoman: Get off the fucking bar, asshole!”

“You hear that dad? You're gonna pay! He's a molester! A Child molester!”

“I see the problem here! There seems to be a little baby inside your body.”

“He's a cat! Who's a vigilante? A cat! Who is a vigilante? A vigilante cat!”

“A touching story of a young man who desperately wants to make his daddy proud.”

“[observing Gordy's drawings of his dad] Oh yeah, he's a real character!”

“You're fired, Bob! Clean out your locker at the club, Bob! You're fucking fired!”

“I hope I get a jobby, Freddy. I got my fingers crossed! Crossed, crossed, crossed, crossed!”